So with the Nabisco contract settled, I put Oreos and Chips Ahoy in our grocery order, as a side effect of circulating the strike stuff has been that they're constantly on my mind.

There was a 10x reward points promotion running, which suggests someone was feeling the pinch.
I don't know if that was something that would have come from Nabisco or been encouraged by the distributors or was purely internal to the store. I could see the store wanting to boost sales as I imagine a lot of people didn't shift their cookie buying habits so much as refrained.
Every time I placed an order I did look at sandwich cookies but couldn't find anything that would be similar enough to an Oreo without just making me disappointed it wasn't one. Sometimes I do get nostalgic for the giant things of bad storebrand cookies...
...but that's the kind of thing I'm only feeling when I'm feeling it. We *did* get some store-brand saltines this week, but in a Shipt order, which allows for coordination on substitutions so I could specify not to get Nabisco if the generic wasn't in stock.
One of my favorite of the College Humor CEO sketches is the one where the "CEO of Oreos" begs his R&D staff to quit working and just cash the checks every week, because they already invented the perfect cookie.

(Doubly ironic as Oreo is a knock-off.)

This isn't a nitpick on the sketch, which is great. I'm sure that Brennan Lee Mulligan was already perfectly aware that Oreo was a copycat of the earlier Hydrox cookie, because that is exactly the sort of pointless trivia that a smug know-it-all would bust out for... never mind.

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This, and also the cities exist, by and large, because we *need* a city to be there, for shipping routes and access to resources. It's like blaming people for having "shitty jobs". The alternative is those jobs don't get done.
"Why do they keep rebuilding New Orleans? Why not pick somewhere without hurricanes?"

You mean, why don't they pick up *the harbor* and move it inland? We should just put all our shipping ports in the mountains and then it doesn't matter if sea levels rise. Boom, I solved it.
The fact that New Orleans is people's homes and history and culture cannot be overlooked, but also, it's not a coincidence that people happened to settle down where our big navigable river meets the sea.
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Yes, this.

And the thing is that as a writer I don't think this is terrible, or fully avoidable.

Like, if the audience could suddenly see directly into the wings at a stage play, it would also change things quite a bit.
Fiction writers will never be able to create a fully realized, fully functional, living and breathing and completely detailed world for the same reason that cartographers don't build planets. The best you can do is be aware of where the spackle is and don't make it load-bearing.
So much this. "No-Maj" is the single most tweely British thing in the books.
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LRT: The number of people who read Jay Kay's books and concluded that the purebloods must have a point about blood purity meaning *something* or it wouldn't have been in the book has changed how I think about depictions of evil in my work.
I.e., if you're going to have a tropey allegory for some real-world evil, it's not enough to just attach it to The Very Obviously Bad Guys and expect that everyone will get the point that the belief is foolish and wrong in the world of the story.
In small and large ways, the Wizarding World's obsession with blood purity (and "the right sorts of families" and all the connected ideas) matches with and maps onto widespread beliefs and prejudices in the real world.
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I unironically think that arms back or folded in front of them would be the answer. A centaur's arms would not meaningfully contribute to balance and I don't think they could easily perform a reciprocal motion to the gallop anyway. Best to just keep them out of the way.
I am not an expert on running, galloping, centaurs, balance, momentum, or balance so I could be wrong here. I think streamlined out of the way would be the best answer, but when charging into battle... well, real horses have the wind resistance of a cavalry officer's arms, too.
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Just saw an antivaxer say that everybody who died of covid was on their death bed. With a few exceptions (like that person who fell over dead on a ladder), he's not wrong. When you're in bed and dying of covid, the bed you're in is your deathbed.
And I know I'm being glib here, but the thing is, from the beginning, absolute spoon drawers on here have been going "Why not just isolate the vulnerable instead of requiring HEALTHY people to change?" as though "the vulnerable" is a distinct class. It's not.
And the idea that a death bed is some special thing in and of itself that some people are on, so you don't have to worry about covid until you're on your death bed... you don't know if it's your death bed or not. No one does until you die.
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I've actually done this multiple times, always with either fetish fiction that is really specific to the point of incomprehensible absurdity or unworkably complex drafts for a tabletop roleplaying game.
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