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19 Sep, 14 tweets, 10 min read
*AMAZING* Virginia mountain retreat.

3BRs, 2BAs, 2.8 acres, access to 5-acre lake.

Near Front Royal. *$390K*???

A rare #SaturdayNightZillow because it might not last until Friday?
zillow.com/homedetails/21…
I love almost everything about this place. It's just stunning. You are going to get your steps in, though! #SaturdayNightZillow
Good news: The HOA is $35 a month, not $7,000 a month like that NJ condo I posted earlier.
Bad news: Apparently the HOA has banned AirBnB? LAME. It's a mountain retreat. It would be a perfect AirBNB. Maybe an hour and a half from DC? #SaturdayNightZillow
Well, this is AWK. It appears this thing IS listed on Air BnB? 4.94 stars and 118 *glowing* reviews. Now I'm confused. airbnb.com/rooms/19246049…
This is a different take on the ol' deck/grill/firepit thing. #SaturdayNightZillow
Just spectacular scenery. Though that lake looks a little more like a big pond. #SaturdayNightZillow
There are plenty of well-off DC folk for whom $390K for a weekend getaway place would be doable. Reminder that there are zero 2BR SFH homes listed below $500K in DC west of the Anacostia. ZERO.
Bonus, you aren't far from Spelunker's in Front Royal, my favorite burger place. spelunkerscustard.com
The house's shape kind of reminds me of the siege towers in The Return of the King.
Apparently people are now living in converted shipping containers?

"Tiny home" for sale. Includes boat, bathroom. Says it's ready for AirBnB. $105K. Floral City, Florida. #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/75…
OH MY GOD. This home theater. Who likes air travel *THIS* much? Austin, TX is on a rare special edition of #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/53…
Austin real estate prices have gone nuts. $4.5M for this house? $936 a square foot. My wife found this one. #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/53…?
So, I really kind of hate the decor in this next house.
Hate the kitchen counters. Hate the pink bathroom. The price is cheapish for the size - $875K for 5,679 sf.
Just how hot does this greenhouse pool get?
Florida. #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/17…
Don't think I've ever seen Panda wallpaper before. #SaturdayNightZillow

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20 Sep
Fun fact: Kamala Harris gets to make the ruling if she wants to do so.
Another fun fact: The person who taught me this fun fact was Ted Cruz.
What matters, ultimately, is whether you have 50 votes to agree to vote for the bill after a Kamala Harris ruling.

Which comes back to Manchin and Sinema and co.

(Ted Cruz's plan didn't have close to 50 votes.)
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19 Sep
Things are cheaper in Minnesota.

🔥🤯18BRs, 18BAs, ???$220K????

The sign kind of has a @StephenKing kind of vibe.

The NORMAN MOTEL. zillow.com/homedetails/50…
Rooms seem ok, there's a real kitchen and some sweet industrial washers and dryers too. What am I missing? We should like totally buy this place right now, right, and make a killing?
Lots of parking, no HOA. Sure, it doesn't look like much from the outside, but you can live here and just rake in cash. Monthly payment a little over $1,000 a month.
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18 Sep
I'm staring at a gorgeous, $198,000, 4BR, 3,900 sf condo with a view of the Hudson and the Manhattan skyline.

Just when I'm getting excited and thinking I should up and buy it, I see the catch.

And Cheesy Crow, that's some catch! 1/
HOLY CONDO FEE, BATMAN! WTH. zillow.com/homedetails/3-…
The description says that includes utilities and taxes, but c'mon people. A condo fee should not be 5X the mortgage.
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18 Sep
Montana. COVID.
Same story over and over and over and over again. And yet...
Again with the morgue refrigerator trucks.
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18 Sep
*ASTONISHING*

🔥New York City is no longer in the *Top 100* in COVID deaths per capita despite a catastrophic death rate of 1 in ~245 residents, per NYT's county/city tracker.
nytimes.com/interactive/20…
🤯Of the Top 100 counties in deaths per capita in the NYT tracker, *95* of them now are from states that voted for Trump in 2016.

Many of them slammed with a Delta wave of death correlating w/very low vaccination rates.
The deadliest county in America in total COVID deaths per capita is East Feliciana Parish, La., per NYT.

1 out of ~139 residents dead!

Would be >2M dead if USA had that level of death.

What Trump said his advisers told him could happen if government did nothing.
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18 Sep
First up on an *EPIC* edition of #FridayNightZillow

A New York mansion *literally* built for the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

It's *INSANE*, it's in the Bronx, and it has a crazy nearly-100-year backstory.

15K sf, $9.8M, *2.5 acres*
zillow.com/homedetails/36…
"Built in 1928 by Genevieve Ludlow Griscom, a member of the club—or cult—the Outer Court of the Order of the Living Christ. The group worked off the idea that Jesus, upon his return, would decamp to the Bronx..." #FridayNightZillow ny.curbed.com/2017/4/5/15197…
This doesn't really seem like the bathroom of a carpenter. #FridayNightZillow
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