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19 Sep, 10 tweets, 4 min read
Things are cheaper in Minnesota.

🔥🤯18BRs, 18BAs, ???$220K????

The sign kind of has a @StephenKing kind of vibe.

The NORMAN MOTEL. zillow.com/homedetails/50…
Rooms seem ok, there's a real kitchen and some sweet industrial washers and dryers too. What am I missing? We should like totally buy this place right now, right, and make a killing?
Lots of parking, no HOA. Sure, it doesn't look like much from the outside, but you can live here and just rake in cash. Monthly payment a little over $1,000 a month.
Features "HOOKUPS"! RV friendly. What more could you want, really.
cc: @SenTinaSmith
3.5 stars on TripAdvisor. 4.1 stars on Google. Everybody praises someone there named Joyce. tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g…
This cute 4BR house down the street is $125K.
America, or at least Minnesota, has affordable housing: zillow.com/homedetails/30…
Feels like we could make an A+ reality show about a city slicker family that moves here to buy the motel and the cute house and hilarity and/or horror ensues.
Ada, Minnesota is growing on me.
Maybe this North Dakota property is a better deal.

*72BRs, 72BAs in 30 fully furnished townhouses* in oil country for just, checks notes, $1.6M!🛢️💰

7 years old. Zippo charm, but... zillow.com/homedetails/35…

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20 Sep
Fun fact: Kamala Harris gets to make the ruling if she wants to do so.
Another fun fact: The person who taught me this fun fact was Ted Cruz.
What matters, ultimately, is whether you have 50 votes to agree to vote for the bill after a Kamala Harris ruling.

Which comes back to Manchin and Sinema and co.

(Ted Cruz's plan didn't have close to 50 votes.)
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*AMAZING* Virginia mountain retreat.

3BRs, 2BAs, 2.8 acres, access to 5-acre lake.

Near Front Royal. *$390K*???

A rare #SaturdayNightZillow because it might not last until Friday?
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I love almost everything about this place. It's just stunning. You are going to get your steps in, though! #SaturdayNightZillow
Good news: The HOA is $35 a month, not $7,000 a month like that NJ condo I posted earlier.
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I'm staring at a gorgeous, $198,000, 4BR, 3,900 sf condo with a view of the Hudson and the Manhattan skyline.

Just when I'm getting excited and thinking I should up and buy it, I see the catch.

And Cheesy Crow, that's some catch! 1/
HOLY CONDO FEE, BATMAN! WTH. zillow.com/homedetails/3-…
The description says that includes utilities and taxes, but c'mon people. A condo fee should not be 5X the mortgage.
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Montana. COVID.
Same story over and over and over and over again. And yet...
Again with the morgue refrigerator trucks.
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18 Sep
*ASTONISHING*

🔥New York City is no longer in the *Top 100* in COVID deaths per capita despite a catastrophic death rate of 1 in ~245 residents, per NYT's county/city tracker.
nytimes.com/interactive/20…
🤯Of the Top 100 counties in deaths per capita in the NYT tracker, *95* of them now are from states that voted for Trump in 2016.

Many of them slammed with a Delta wave of death correlating w/very low vaccination rates.
The deadliest county in America in total COVID deaths per capita is East Feliciana Parish, La., per NYT.

1 out of ~139 residents dead!

Would be >2M dead if USA had that level of death.

What Trump said his advisers told him could happen if government did nothing.
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18 Sep
First up on an *EPIC* edition of #FridayNightZillow

A New York mansion *literally* built for the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

It's *INSANE*, it's in the Bronx, and it has a crazy nearly-100-year backstory.

15K sf, $9.8M, *2.5 acres*
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"Built in 1928 by Genevieve Ludlow Griscom, a member of the club—or cult—the Outer Court of the Order of the Living Christ. The group worked off the idea that Jesus, upon his return, would decamp to the Bronx..." #FridayNightZillow ny.curbed.com/2017/4/5/15197…
This doesn't really seem like the bathroom of a carpenter. #FridayNightZillow
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