The paint was immediately booked for an interview with Tucker Carlson.
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BREAKING: the paint was just quoted in the New York Times after having been overheard talking about Trump at a diner.
The paint just sent back its order, because it specifically asked for the mayonnaise to be on the side.
The paint would like you to know about some of its best friends.
The paint has a lot of economic anxiety.
The paint misses the days when people knew how to take a joke.
The paint has just been announced as the new host of Jeopardy.
The paint thinks it's high time we started talking about who the real racists are.
The paint will be calling it Columbus Day, thank you very much.
The paint doesn't have a racist bone in its body.
The paint is fine with gay people, but wishes they wouldn’t shove it down people’s throats, and would you please knock it off with that giggling.
The paint reminds you that ivermectin won the Nobel Prize.
The paint has a thing or two to say to Simone Biles about commitment.
The paint will hold as long as it takes to speak to the principal about what its kid learned in 8th grade history today.
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