I have already shared this particular headcanon in a couple different fics, I think.
But in honor of #BabyLWJSeason: I really do think that LWJ was just a Weird Kid Who Was Always Doing Some Kind Of Inscrutable Project.
It wasn't even something clear-cut, like sitting on the floor and drawing weird pictures!
It was just like...he's going to find a bunch of a specific kind of rock. Then he's going to create a pile of those rocks. Then he's going to move the pile over THERE and rearrange it.
He wouldn't tell his family what he was doing, either. (I maintain that he was also nonverbal until age 4-5!)
So LXC and LQR were just like, "...Um. What are you making there, A-Zhan?"
Baby!LWJ was like
Secret project. Very important. Can't tell you what it is. Pls let me work in peace. >:(
Really, though. I think Baby!LWJ bustled around all day long, like he had a whole-ass JOB he was paid to perform. Like people were going to DIE if he didn't finish his strange little tasks.
He was VERY busy and doing IMPORTANT WORK, and he deeply resented any interruptions.
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*lies down beside pool and drags fingers through the water*
I want...a fic where LWJ and WWX meet, and immediately hook up. And they make plans to meet again, but life gets in the way and their next meeting gets delayed.
And the delay is juuuuust long enough for LWJ to find out he's pregnant from the initial hookup.
So when WWX finally calls him up, like "Haha, ready for round 2? 😜", LWJ has to be like, "...So, here's the thing."
And they're both Shook, but they want to keep the baby and raise it, so they decide they'll find a way to co-parent and make this work!
...Except they quickly realize their families will FREAK OUT if they admit they're having a baby with a guy they barely know.
Listen. LWJ is so smart 99% of the time! Let him be a little bit dumb sometimes, as a treat!! Let him be the one who doesn't realize they're dating! This concept just fulfills me on a deep spiritual level!
I need approximately one million fics where WWX makes an offhand mention of "the guy I'm crazy about."
And LWJ is like, "Omg. Must discover the identity of my rival!!🕵️🔍"
Meanwhile, all their friends and family are like, "...Does this dumb bitch not know it's HIM, or...?"
LWJ tells his brother that he's trying hard to figure out who this mystery person is. But since WWX spends almost all his free time with LWJ, it's a real puzzle! 🤔
Then he goes home and stalks WWX's social media. He scrolls past twenty pictures of himself and WWX at the beach.
Okay! So, I've been meaning to make a list of Pregji fics I have read and enjoyed. And several people asked for Pregji recs over the last few days, so...no time like the present!
Note: this list only includes fics where LWJ is actually pregnant.
Omega!LWJ fics where he's capable of pregnancy (but not actually pregnant) won't be included.
I love those fics very much! But I wanted to create a list of fics where he's actually knocked up for the people who are craving Pregji!
Thinking about Pregji reaching the point where he can't tie his own shoes anymore, or pick up the pen he just dropped.
He just stands there for about ten minutes, staring at the pen like >:(!!!
He's hoping that maybe he'll develop telekinesis, and the pen will float up to him.
...It does not.
I feel like he'd be SO stubborn during the first and second trimester about asking for help. He just does NOT want to admit he can't do certain things anymore. Not even with Wei Ying!
But by the time he's in the last six weeks of his pregnancy, he's all out of fucks to give.
I am very fond of the whole "Juniors OT4" concept because:
1) I feel like they are a set! Do not separate!! 2) It amuses me to think of LSZ explaining to his wangxian (World's Greatest Monogamists for 20+ years running!) that he has three boyfriends.
Wangxian are supportive, of course! But they're also like
"You...you didn't fall in love at fiften with a boy you met at summer school, and then devote yourself solely to him for the rest of eternity? ...Oh. Well, that's...an option for young people nowadays, I suppose. These are such strange, modern times! 🤔"
Happy Tuesday! I am here to remind you that married!wangxian absolutely, positively roleplay "RAVISHED by the Yiling Laozu" bodice-ripper romance novels on a regular basis.
By the time they've been married for a year, they've come up with at least seventeen separate premises.
Hanguang-Jun is bathing in a stream, but...gasp! YLLZ is spying on him from the bushes! Then he rushes over to steal HGJ's purity! 😳
HGJ meets a handsome traveler in an inn and succumbs to temptation...little does he know that he's given himself to the notorious YLLZ! 😳
War prize AUs. Captive-spouse AUs. They've done it all. LWJ has "lost his virginity" to the YLLZ in a million different ways.