lwj is late to breakfast. lxc, concerned, goes to lwjs room to investigate & finds his didi sat motionless on the bed, on his lap is a tiny snoozing fox
“I have been chosen, brother.” He says, very seriously. “It is my duty.”
lxc is taken aback of course. He hadn’t known his little brother to ever be so serious about something as he was about this dribbling fox cub.
when he offers to take the fox onto his own lap lwj near on bites him
“Mine” he honks, because lwj has not yet learnt how to growl. “My a-ying.”
Lxc retracts his hands for fear of losing them
When the sleeping fox finally wakes up, it is with a jaw breaking yawn that proudly displays all the tiny fearsome teeth in his mouth, and the gap where the front two should be.
“Lan Than Gege!!” lxc watches in disbelief as the fox jumps on his brothers face
“Can i help you, brother?” lxc has never known his brother to be testy like this, staring at lxc with a fox atop his head like a hat, but he finds it hilarious and endearing anyway
“No wangji, it’s okay. I’ll leave you with a-ying.”
“Wei Ying.”
“…pardon?”
“His name is Wei Ying.” lwj corrects him, petulant, and lxc tries to contain his giggles. “Brother can call him Wei Ying. Only I can call him a-ying. My a-ying.”
“Your a-ying.”
“Mn.”
“Well then, Wangji and Wangji’s A-Ying—“
A honk
“Wei Ying. Might I give you both some breakfast?”
“Breakfast!” foxxian falls from the top of lwjs head, landing with a small *plop*
His feet skid out from under him when he attempts to scramble out of lwj’s lap, but lwj manages to catch him before he falls.
foxxian gives him a grateful lick on the face, causing lwjs ears to go a bright red not unlike the colour of the ribbon on foxxians head
“My Than-gege is the best!” foxxian praises lwj with a toothy grin, cuddling up under his chin with a loud purr.
steam actually comes out of lwj’s ears then, the youngest Lan looking for all world like a little teapot
He grabs foxxian in a hug so tight foxxian can only squeak something about “ridiculous arm stwength, these lans are cwazy!”
“my a-ying is the best” lwj praises his little friend sincerely, and lxc really needs to have a conversation with him about his use of possessive pronouns
lxc leaves his little teapot of brother & his friend(?) alone after receiving a promise that they would both eat their breakfast
“Even the vegetables?” foxxian asked, ears dropping sadly.
“I will feed them to you. Then they’ll be delicious.”
The last sight lxc sees before he slides the jingshi door closed is little foxxian and dragonji sat with their backs to him, eating.
Their tails coil around each other almost unconsciously, one a pale blue and the other a beautiful silver-grey
A perfect match.
lxc goes back with a smile on his face, humming a faint tune under his breath.
“It seems wangji has found his special person, and so young! They will be good for each other, if only wangji can learn to stop biting — UNCLE??!”
“What. Did. You. Say.”
The end !!!! 😉😘
It’s up to you to imagine how the convo with LQR grows, but I like to believe he is at first Outraged, because how dare this little runt of a fox come in and steal his nephew away with his treacherous wiles???? But then foxxian *mlems* at him and lqr is gone
when wx get older lqr is like the grandma who gives you too much food & pinches your cheeks. he makes sure wx always have an escort with them because no way is he going to allow his nephew to take advantage of his precious a-xian! (The possessive thing is a Lan Problem)
he’s seen the way wangji looks at a-xian and no ! He will not allow this corruption! Bad Wangji!
(mpreg)
5 months after wx’s wedding lqr sits with a rapidly twitching eye as lwj proudly confesses that his a-ying is expecting their first child
Once again though, he’s a goner the second this dragon-fox baby with ears too big for his head and a little stubby tail that wriggles every time lqr picks him smiles at him, chubby fists wrapped in a death grip around lqr’s hair.
“His name is a-yuan.” foxxian tells him with a tender smile, lwj stood protectively behind him with a hand placed at wwx’s lower back. They smile down at their son and his happy gurgling.
it’s only years of training that stop lqr ugly crying right there.
lqr becomes like the ultimate nanny along with lxc, taking care of (stealing) wangxians kids and spoiling them until he has what is essentially a little army.
wangji still calls wwx “his a-ying.”
Okay this is the end now ahaha ! I hope you enjoyed!!! ❤️❤️❤️
sleepy wwx shuffling out of lwjs room, half dressed, practically drowning in lwj’s sweater. He gives all the bunnies a sleepy pat on the head, tickling under their chins.
Suo-er is technically supposed to be at home with their babysitter, but cy is coming home for the first time in nearly 2 months after he got called out on a mission, and suo-er wants to greet his a-die first
This would also be cute if chenwei haven’t met yet, and cy is a single dad who adopted suo-er from a bad family when he was very young, and raised him as his own son.
Gw is the local doctor who everyone has a crush on, cy included, and suo-er decides to play matchmaker
Dragonji is thousands of years old. He has lived a secluded life with his brother, content to spend his days meditating in their mountains. Until one day he finds a baby fox spirit.
Who uses his antlers as a teething toy
Dragonji, esteemed and dignified, the picture of composure in perfect robes, calmly continuing to practice his calligraphy whilst baby fox wwx noms on his antlers until they’re covered in spittle
“Do not bite more than you can chew.” He gently chides the small black fox, feeling a pang in his heart when wwx’s nine tails droop sadly.
However he drops the 2m stick in his mouth, so Lwj is happy.
Foxxian is only slightly bigger than a kitten at this age