Getting Clint-pilled on my commute today. Dwight Yoakam just delivered this exposition: “You remember that I had a son?” Image
More dialogue from this film that was made:

“Usually, when a woman laughs like that, a man’s fly is open.”

“That’s the one thing that’s not on the table.”
There’s a scene where Clint evades detection by police by hiding behind two boxes for a little while. It’s like Metal Gear: Arthritis.
This movie rules. “My father told me he would get me a special horse. He never did. He’s a liar!”

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