An Irishman, an Englishman & a Scotsman were strolling down the street. The Irishman lit a cigarette & just as he did the Englishman pointed to a church & said, “ Nice architecture, let’s check out the inside.” The Irishman put out the cigarette & stuck it in his pocket for later
There was a service going on so they walked down near the front and slid into a pew. Halfway through the service the priest started walking down the aisle asking people who the three most important persons in their lives were.
When he got to the Englishman the Englishman replied, “My wife and two kids.” The Scotsman said, “My parents and my wife.”
Just as the priest asked the Irishman the same question the cigarette in his pocket which he hadn’t completely put out started burning, igniting his trousers and he shouted “Jesus Mary and Joseph!“ “Ah,” said the priest, it’s no surprise – you’re Irish.”
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