A butcher went to a barber for a haircut. When it was time to pay, the barber said, “I’m feeling generous today, you don’t need to pay for this one.”
The next morning someone knocked on the barber’s door. When he opened it, it was the butcher, with some sausages and a couple of nice steaks. He said:”This is a thank you for the free haircut yesterday.”
A few weeks later, a baker got a haircut from the same barber, who again told him it was on the house. The next morning the baker gifts the barber with three fresh loaves of bread and an apple pie.
Another few weeks passed and a well-known politician who lived in the area entered the barbershop. The barber said, “It’s an honor to cut your hair – no charge.”
The next day, there was another knock on the barber’s door. When he opened it there stood politician, the his wife and children and several of the politician’s friends.
The barber was surprised but thought maybe they were having a party for him. “Hello!” he said. Come in. What’s going on here?” The politician replied, “They’re here for free haircuts.”
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