A bus stopped and 2 Italian men got on. They sat down and engaged in an animated conversation.
The woman sitting next to them ignored them at first, but her attention was galvanized when she heard one of them say the following:
The woman sitting next to them ignored them at first, but her attention was galvanized when she heard one of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I
come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”
come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”
"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine," the woman said indignantly.
“In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.”
“In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.”
"Hey, coola down, lady," replied the man. "Who talking ‘bouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my paisan how to spell ‘Mississippi'."
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