“In fact, the originators of baseball never mentioned the word C ring, so it cannot be assumed to be a guiding principle” -Justice Thomas #Postseason
“In fact, the designation of a C ring does not take account for the A or B rings, and I find this distressing. I dissent.” -Justice Sotomayor #Postseason
“It’s unfortunate that society has devolved to shame C rings, but it’s the 4th inning and I want beer.” -Justice Kavanaugh
“Is it possible that, when the Tropicana designer created the space, they were intentional about creating an entire Tropicana field that wasn’t defined by rings?” -Justice Breyer
“I wonder what C ring means. Counsel has suggested it’s the third support ring of the dome but if I look harder, I sense a different meaning.” -Justice Gorsuch
“It is clear that the C Ring is a unique ring that deserves all the protection and rights it shouldn’t have” -Justice Barrett
“WHAT THE FUCK IS THE C RING?” -Justice Kagan
“It is the opinion of the Court that baseball controversies, while important to Americans, is not something this Court can take up at this time.” -Chief Justice Roberts

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