"Saying 'F Joe Biden' is bad!"

Well, as soon as he stops F-ing us, we'll stop F-ing him.
How can you not take almost every policy this admin has as a big "F you"?
"You have to be vaccinated. F YOU"

What about the illegal immigrants?

"They don't have to be vaccinated. F YOU"

"Oh, and F your bank account. F your 4th amendment rights. And F you for questioning it."
"Don't like school boards dictating your child learn racism, socialism, and that gender bullshit? F YOU, YOU TERRORIST!"
Look, I just want to work.

"Well, you'll need a jab. F you."

What about my natural immunity?

"F that"
So I can't work.

"No. And F your unemployment hopes. Your F-in choices are to get the jab or starve. F you."
"You bend the knee, you mother F-er!"

No. I will not bend the knee. F You, Joe.
"You shouldn't say 'F Joe Biden". It's rude, classless, and demeans the presidency."

No. Chairman Moe demeans the presidency. His actions, his attitude, his authoritarianism. Those demean the presidency.
"But you should have respect for the president."

Just as soon as he shows us some respect.

Respect is earned. And Joe Biden hasn't earned it.

But to save your sensibilities...

Let's go Brandon.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but I do not have to validate your existence or accept your lifestyle.

The only thing I owe you as a human being is the respect I would give any other human being.

But validating you? Accepting you? No.
“You have to use my pronouns.”

No, I don’t. You don’t have a right to not be offended.
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You’re a trans drag queen who is sexualizing kids. You’re a pedophile.

Yes, I’ll judge you.
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How could anyone have seen this coming...
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Who among you hasn't challenged someone to step outside??

Let he who hasn't called someone "Fat", cast the first stone!!
I'm just kidding.

At this point, if you still think you voted for a cognizant decent human being who believes in moderate governance and has actual ideas, you're a lying dog-faced pony soldier.
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A doctor owes no one his time or service, excepting that they pay him.

A nurse owes no one his time or service. unless they agree to it.
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See the difference?
One promotes free market solutions.

The other pushes government control.
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*pushes vaccines that make other people billionaires.
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If you're happy or sad the school shooter turned out to be black and not white,

log the fuck off Twitter.
Your humanity is in danger of disappearing.
The fact that a young man felt he had no option but to grab a gun and settle the score should evoke some kind of emotion out of you.

But his skin color? That's what you're focused on?

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Look, I love teachers.

My mom was a teacher. I have friends that are teachers. Hell, I went to college to be a teacher.

But teaching as a specialized profession?

LOL no. Just no.
Unless it is in a specialized position, like special ed or music teacher, it's not a position that requires much more than a lot of patience, understanding of the material, and decent planning skills.

Basically, being a parent.
"You don't know what you're talking about!"

Except for going to college to be a teacher, yes.

I'll never forget being at the blackboard and hearing a kid throw up behind me.

That was an interesting experience.
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