As we await Rudy Giuliani's arrest, let's do an update to the biggest criminal cases Rudy faces, and how this Giuliani path will take Trump to prison for life (separate from Weisselberg path that also takes Trump to prison for life)
Our October update
Giuliani Oct Thread 2/
Donald Trump faces 5 paths that EACH take him to prison for life:
1. Weisselberg (NY taxes) 2. Giuliani (Ukraine) 3. Matt Gaetz (selling Presidential pardons) 4. Roger Stone (Jan 6th) 5. Tom Barrack (UAE & Qatar)
Trump ALSO faces many lesser lawsuits
Giuliani Oct Thread 3/
The BIGGEST Giuliani crimes are 7: 1. Ukraine 2. Venezuela 3. Turkey 4. Arizona Big Lie 5. Georgia Big Lie 6. Jan 6th Insurrection 7. 'Pre 2019' Mystery Crime/s
There are DOZENS more. I only look at these 7
Giuliani Oct Thread 4/
Giuliani went on a wanton crime spree for about a year. It is likely biggest crime spree in US history when measured by separate crimes personally committed by one individual
He CONFESSED them. Why did Rudy do this? He foolishly believed in a Trump pardon
Giuliani Oct Thread 5/
When it comes to slam-dunk criminal CONVICTIONS, there is no serial criminal more pathetic than Giuliani. He has confessed most of his crimes, openly and proudly to live TV showing no remorse. And there is huge paper trail of evidence for it all
Giuliani Oct Thread 6/
Rudy's FIRST criminal case is Ukraine. You will remember some of these details from Trump Impeachment 1. Had Trump been smart, he would have tossed Rudy under the bus back then in 2019. Republicans were begging Trump to do that
Giuliani Oct Thread 7/
Giuliani Ukraine is TWO crimes, for two clients, with two separate victims. Both conducted by Rudy.
For Trump, Rudy EXTORTED the country of Ukraine
For Putin, Rudy arranged FIRING of USA Ambassador to Ukraine disliked by Russia
Giuliani Oct Thread 8/
Most reading my Thread have no idea how serious the SECOND Ukraine crime is (Putin)
Giuliani committed a crime against the United States of America, on behalf of our enemy, Russia
It is akin to an act of war against USA
Rudy could face the death penalty
Giuliani Oct Thread 9/
The Ambassador to a sovereign nation is legally the SAME as the United States. An Ambassador is the highest ranking US representative except for handful mentioned in the Constitution. Ambassador OUTRANKS Senators, Governors, Generals, visiting that country
Giuliani Oct Thread 9/
Giuliani took money from Putin (via Putin-associated oligarch Firtash, who paid via Lev Parnas) and went to remove the US Ambassador to Ukraine, Yovanovich. This was what Bolton called Rudy's corrupt drug deal. We know the facts
Rudy CONFESSED this on CNN
Giuliani Oct Thread 10/
It would not be a crime for a US citizen to complain about an official, including an Ambassador. But for the personal attorney to the President of USA to take money from our ENEMY, and then go remove one of our ambassadors - that is treasonous behavior
Giuliani Oct Thread 11/
This crime ALONE is slam dunk criminal conviction, even REPUBLICANS agreed it was a CRIME (by Giuliani)
I do not EXPECT the death penalty. I hope not
But Rudy faces Remaining Life in Prison Without Parole for this one crime alone. Federal prison
Giuliani Oct Thread 12/
Rudy is TERRIFIED of prison. He is a former federal prosecutor who sent MAFIA criminals to prison for life. There is no prison where he is safe. He has to spend his total time in solitary confinement
He BLACKMAILED Trump trying to get Presidential pardon
Giuliani Oct Thread 13/
It is therefore CERTAIN that Giuliani will flip on Trump, and fast. Because he will try to reduce his own total prison time
Now on US Ambassador, Trump can claim Trump was a VICTIM to an evil Rudy plot. So Trump was conned. I do not expect THIS on Trump
Giuliani Oct Thread 14/
But the OTHER crime with Ukraine - extorting a sovereign nation by US President - that is on Trump and Rudy was his point man
This is Giuliani rogue foreign policy (for Trump) against USA formal foreign policy (led by Pompeo). Here Rudy will blame Trump
Giuliani Oct Thread 15/
This type of foreign policy interference is very serious. Various official will do time for this, including Pompeo. Rudy faces maybe 20 years and Trump faces the same. Extortion by government official is so serious, it is listed as an impeachable offence
Giuliani Oct Thread 16/
When is Giuliani arrest?
The FBI raided his office 3 months ago & seized mountains of evidence & 18 digital devices
That evidence has been reviewed by 'Special Master' (an ex-judge, did same in Michael Cohen office raid) to protect client-privilege info
Giuliani Oct Thread 17/
Understand FBI raid of attorney
Feds had to convince judge for search warrant:
1. Evidence of crime EXISTS in that office
2. Cannot be gotten any other way (like through the wiretaps they had on Rudy)
3. Evidence will not be produced under subpoena
Giuliani Oct Thread 18/
Item 3 in above - if Feds have ANY proof that Rudy will destroy incriminating evidence in his possession, then judge will instantly approve the FBI raid (assuming 1 & 2)
If FBI raid was a mistake, we would have learned immediately. But no. Rudy is done
Giuliani Oct Thread 19/
Rudy Giuliani arrest happens a few days after Special Master finishes reviewing the evidence FBI found in the raid. I expect that is about done. She may finish literally any day this week. Rudy is arrested shortly thereafter
Giuliani Oct Thread 20/
There was CRIMINAL ESCALLATION in Sept. I had 6 serious crimes I track for Giuliani. I've now added 7th. Rudy took the Special Master process to the judge, in futile attempt to hide older crime/s. Like teenager telling mom 'you may not search this drawer'
Giuliani Oct Thread 21/
There is(are) OLDER crime(s) on Rudy's phones or laptops from BEFORE 2019 - that the FBI was not aware of. These are LIKELY the 'insurance' crimes that Rudy used to blackmail Trump, but we do not KNOW what crimes & how many. That evidence is PRESERVED
Giuliani Oct Thread 22/
Like any Mafia trial, the boss is tried last:
1. Igor Fruman & Lev Parnas 2. Giuliani 3. Pompeo, Bill Barr, Jared Kushner 4. Trump
Fruman already pleaded guilty. Lev is in court right now & will lose. Giuliani will be next.
Giuliani Oct Thread 23/
When Giuliani flips, he has to confess to ALL his crimes, and he has to testify against ALL his co-criminals. Those in turn will mostly hate Rudy, and will be eager to blame it all on Rudy instead. But AFTER Ukraine trial, Rudy will confess the other 6
Giuliani Oct Thread 24/
Giuliani crimes 2 & 3 are foreign policy crimes similar to Ukraine, extortion plots for Trump (and/or others).
Giuliani 2 is Venezuela (not necessarily Trump)
Giuliani 3 is Turkey (most def Trump)
There are OTHER foreign policy crimes too like Poland
Giuliani Oct Thread 25/
Giuliani 4 & 5 are the biggest of his Big Lie crimes (that we know of), ie Arizona & Georgia (there are more states). Rudy confessed these too & there are mountains of evidence & Rudy's CIVIL lawsuits (Dominion case etc) have tons of evidence against him.
Giuliani Oct Thread 26/
Giuliani 6 is his most evil crime, participating in January 6th planning. I have this as a separate path for Trump to prison, under Roger Stone, which is faster than this Rudy Giuliani path to the same crime. So I just count Rudy's part in Jan 6th here
Giuliani Oct Thread 27/
Giuliani 7 is the cliff-hanger season-ending double feature. The mystery crimes. The older crimes Giuliani had on his phones/laptops, from before 2019. These are likely the insurance against Trump. They COULD go back to Rudy time as SDNY prosecutor even..
Giuliani Oct Thread 28/
Because Giuliani is so paranoid about those older crimes (bearing in mind, he faces potential DEATH PENALTY for Ukraine) - it has to be really serious. Is it about the Trump witness 'helicopter accident' in 1989 or what? Very possibly Mafia related.
Giuliani Oct Thread 29/
Some Trumpomobsters MAY fight it, go bravely to prison and take their medicine. Rudy will not. He will fold like a cheap Trump suit made in China by child labor and out of low quality imitation wool substitute.
Rudy will confess to all these 7 crimes.
Giuliani Oct Thread 30/
My original count of Rudy 6 crimes was 130 years. It is now with 7th, upgraded to 150 years
The Trump Giuliani-related prison time I counted was 75 years, now 95 years
Rudy will flip to cut his time. As Mafia boss, Trump is last to be tried: cannot flip
PS - SORRY, I forgot Collateral Damage part:
Giuliani 7 criminal cases get us:
Pompeo
Bill Barr
Jared
And lots of Trump attorneys from Big Lie
If Roger Stone path has delays to Jan 6th, Rudy will also deliver all Jan 6th planners:
Erik Prince
Gen Flynn
Roger Stone
Bannon
Don Jr
CLOSING CREDITS
This Thread was filmed entirely on location at Four Seasons Total Landscaping (parking lot, next to porn shop)
As Himself - Buttdial McRudypants
As Himself - Rudy Colludy
Giuliani Wardrobe by Ivanka Trump Discount Collection
Giuliani hair dye by L'Oreal Mascara
Beans by Goya
Bedding by My Pillow
Legal services by Kraken
Andrew Giuliani by Gary Busey
Hannity appearance courtesy of Fox Noise Channel
Tucker Carlson is Fuckered at the Gaetz of Hell
Nazi Salutes by Laura Ingraham
Three Toes by Marjorie
Pants 'adjusted' by Giuliani
All stunts including custom farts performed by Rudy Giuliani
Out takes available on Sasha Cohen DVD
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On Tom Barrack News (dismissing 2 of his high-priced defense attorneys)
I am ALWAYS suspicious of TIMING 'coincidences'
It is not ALWAYS connections but timing VERY OFTEN involves connection. What did we JUST learn this past week?
This past week we learned that Lev Parnas had attempted for 9 months to get a deal with Feds (SDNY) and the deal fell through. I time that failure at when Giuliani office was raided by FBI - which would yield SAME evidence Lev had been peddling to SDNY. Effectively wiped him out
Tom Barrack is a genuine smart man, self-made Billionaire who even after Trump wrecked his foreign businesses is worth half a Billion dollars today. He knows how to do proper cost-benefit analysis and understands NEGOTIATING POSITION. He saw what happened with Lev Parnas
Allen Weisselberg, Trump accountant will lose 5 criminal cases and unless he flips, will spend rest of his life in prison. His first criminal court case had first hearing in Sept
Let's do full update to Weisselberg path to take Trump to prison.
Weisselberg Oct Thread 2/
Donald Trump faces 5 paths to prison for LIFE
1. Weisselberg (NY Taxes etc) 2. Giuliani (Ukraine etc) 3. Matt Gaetz (leads to Trump selling pardons) 4. Roger Stone (Jan 6th) 5. Tom Barrack (UAE etc incl extortion of Qatar)
Plus DOZENS of lesser cases
Weisselberg Oct Thread 3/
Allen Weisselberg faces 5 CRIMINAL trials:
1. NY Taxes (Manhattan DA) 2. Money laundering for Mafia (NY Attorney General) 3. Sanctions busting (Federal) 4. Campaign finance & inaugration (DC and Federal) 5. Emoluments (Federal)
No. She is being very smart but obviously cynical & intensely scheming. All of her behavior makes sense, politically. She is aiming to cut in line ahead of Ted Cruz... for 2028.
Bear with me.
Nikki Thread 2/
Like all serious candidates for next GOP Presidential nominee after Trump (so after 2024) like Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham, Chris Christie, Marco Rubio, John Kasich, Gov DeSantis, Gov Abbott - Nikki has a plan for AFTER TRUMP. The plans are all logical & systematic
Nikki Thread 3/
All of these people KNOW that Trump will be in prison by 2028
And they KNOW they will not challenge Trump for 2024
So they are ANGLING for the next open race for GOP Presidential nomination, which will be in 2028, and then how to handle a Trump then in prison
But note - it means Matt Gaetz arrest moves to April
Joel Greenberg who confessed to being 1 of 7 rapists of the teen (that rape gang includes Matt Gaetz) now asks Judge to delay sentencing by 5 MORE months
Government AGREES to request, so evidence is dynamite
Original plea agreement had Joel Greenberg testify about his rape crimes - the 6 other men including Matt Gaetz, and their related crimes like drugs, fake IDs, transporting the teen across state lines etc
This crime carries 20 year MANDATORY MINIMUM sentence. So it is BIG NASTY
When Joel Greenberg testified and ratted out Matt Gaetz and the other 5 men, Greenberg revealed MORE CRIMES - so much more that he Feds gave him 90 days to spill his guts
We have already had Florida politicians arrested from this first set
UPDATE SUMMARY on the 5 Paths to Prison for Trump/1
1 Weisselberg (Manhattan DA) NY Taxes
2 Giuliani (Federal) Ukraine
3 Matt Gaetz (Federal) leads to Trump selling Presidential pardons
4 Roger Stone (Federal & DC) January 6th
5 Tom Barrack (Federal) UAE
5 Paths To Prison Summary Thread 2/
Allen Weisselberg now criminally prosecuted. Had first court date. We discovered prosecutors found MORE evidence against Weisselberg (= someone has flipped) and Allen's own attorneys expect MORE CRIMINAL CHARGES. Next court date is in January.
5 Paths To Prison Summary Thread 3/
Bombshell revellation in Weisselberg, there is a 'Donald Trump General Ledger' that was kept which lists Trump's own tax fraud. This means Trump cannot escape by blaming Weisselberg of being an incompetent accountant and somehow Trump victim.
I am curious to find out about the Donald J Trump General Ledger - WHEN did the prosecutors find that? Was it in the original haul of Weisselberg's files when they said they have his double bookkeeping. Or is this part of the new files, discovered in someone's basement recently?
So the original files were first seized in raid of Michael Cohen's lawyer office by FBI. (Mueller investigation, Stormy Daniels, farmed out to Manhattan DA)
We do not know in what SEQUENCE the subsequent files were acquired. Did they know all the time of Trump General Ledger
But up to now, we only knew of double bookkeeping by Weisselberg of Trump Org files. Up to now, we did not know there is a specific Donald J Trump General Ledger - which is direct criminal evidence of Trump personal tax fraud & criminal INTENT. Bigger than Weisselberg (10-15 yrs)