Made the mistake of coming to the apartment complex hot tub 30 minutes before it closes for my back problems
I’m now surrounded by sailors saying shit like “I don’t know how to take girl pics for Insta” and “this looks gay dude” and “I want braces cause cute girls have them”
I’m now surrounded by sailors saying shit like “I don’t know how to take girl pics for Insta” and “this looks gay dude” and “I want braces cause cute girls have them”
Other choice quotes:
“Are we gonna finish Borat?”
“White people problems Right Chase?”
“I’m not into politics”
“Who’s gonna clean up the vodka bottle glass we don’t have a broom for the hot tub”
“Are we gonna finish Borat?”
“White people problems Right Chase?”
“I’m not into politics”
“Who’s gonna clean up the vodka bottle glass we don’t have a broom for the hot tub”
One of the girls with them:
“No like we have a other insta account for our wide angle photos it’s ok”
“No like we have a other insta account for our wide angle photos it’s ok”
“My sugar daddy literally worked on Bernie’s campaign”
I’ve got to record these morons
I’ve got to record these morons
And I’m out here trying to do stretches for my back while reading with a highlighter and working on a draft of a publication about political violence
Which makes it even oh wait —
“Brandon if this doesn’t go viral these dudes are so gay” —
better is what I was gonna say
Which makes it even oh wait —
“Brandon if this doesn’t go viral these dudes are so gay” —
better is what I was gonna say
By request, yes. I will keep live tweeting our stellar men in uniform’s high values as demonstrated right here right now
https://twitter.com/MsEntropy/status/1447784868700581890
“I don’t even like know why but I follow Biden on Twitter and he’s always saying these like performative things about like politics I don’t get it”
Maybe because he’s a politician you Botox at 20 looking vapid trash bag
Maybe because he’s a politician you Botox at 20 looking vapid trash bag
“Take it from a higher angle amber I just want my ex mad at me God it’s not that hard”
“I should try to take my underage cousin out more often to find him saggy 68 year old roast beef pussy”
Charming.
Charming.
Chase: “Your hair is like really incredible”
Vanessa: “Yeah I do it myself it takes like 7 hours”
Brandon “I can totally tell”
Vanessa: “Yeah I do it myself it takes like 7 hours”
Brandon “I can totally tell”
“… after we dropped out of college”
On college mornings (before he dropped out) vs Navy mornings
“Like now I get up at 4 but I don’t mind because nothing I have to do even fucking matters so like who cares it’s great”
“Like now I get up at 4 but I don’t mind because nothing I have to do even fucking matters so like who cares it’s great”
And there we go.
“Back in Iraq,” “tranny” and the n-word finally dropped so
I should go before my 5 foot 2 inches of no health care having rabid chihuahua level SJW rage gets me in a fight I won’t win
“Back in Iraq,” “tranny” and the n-word finally dropped so
I should go before my 5 foot 2 inches of no health care having rabid chihuahua level SJW rage gets me in a fight I won’t win
Because it was all I could think of, in lieu of a mic drop
I climbed out of the hot tub and said
“Oopsie so if any of you finds my tampon you can just throw it away have a good night!”
I climbed out of the hot tub and said
“Oopsie so if any of you finds my tampon you can just throw it away have a good night!”
Listen I gotta claim this as my victory
https://twitter.com/notlikenormal/status/1447793101653766145
I will be framing this Tweet as a reminder to reuse that tampon line at every available opportunity
The glorious moment of silence it delivered felt like Beethoven’s 5th
The glorious moment of silence it delivered felt like Beethoven’s 5th
https://twitter.com/rerahrich/status/1447792684895244288
I highly doubt any of these A-1 “America’s finest” specimens follow me on here, but stranger things have happened, I’ve got a fair amount of hate follows, and if so
Thank you for the entertainment and
Ask your parents about spaying and neutering you
Thank you for the entertainment and
Ask your parents about spaying and neutering you
https://twitter.com/msentropy/status/1447782711976812544
Meanwhile at home
A control freak psycho bent on punishing me awaits
A control freak psycho bent on punishing me awaits
Full disclosure slash ethical dilemma
I did, in fact, record them.
…would I be the Absolute Worst to post that audio or
I did, in fact, record them.
…would I be the Absolute Worst to post that audio or
https://twitter.com/msentropy/status/1447783485410738184
I’m now listening and tbh I can’t tell if “my sugar daddy literally campaigned for Bernie” girl says:
“Put in my ass, thanks for the hundred”
or
“Here’s a pic of my ass, thanks for the hundred”
But either way someone more mature needs to talk me out of posting this right now
“Put in my ass, thanks for the hundred”
or
“Here’s a pic of my ass, thanks for the hundred”
But either way someone more mature needs to talk me out of posting this right now
No one stepped up to be my moral compass so I’m posting this audio and that shit is officially on ALL Y’ALL
I know damn well every last one of you knew exactly what their voices sounded like
Don’t even try to lie
I know damn well every last one of you knew exactly what their voices sounded like
Don’t even try to lie
Fairness in advertising / preemptive caveat / warning:
If you found your way to my Twitter because of the hot tub thread, I mostly Tweet about really depressing shit like Neo Nazis, ISIS, political violence, etc…
…and my asshole cats.
If you found your way to my Twitter because of the hot tub thread, I mostly Tweet about really depressing shit like Neo Nazis, ISIS, political violence, etc…
…and my asshole cats.
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