“Savannah cats are so cool I bet it’s amazing having one”

Yeah so this is me at midnight trying to wear out Baby Satan because my partner has to wake up for work at 6 am
Qat Sr. and Baby Satan have this new game called

“Try to get separated by the bedroom door through loudly fighting and then use our mammoth sizes as the TWO BIGGEST GODDAMN DOMESTIC CAT BREEDS LEGAL TO OWN as a bartering ram against said door”

I hate them so much
The “little” one is now — at 4.5 months, mind you —

10 inches tall, shoulders to floor
&
6 pounds
For reference

Here’s what their fights looked like a month ago

[excuse the Rocky soundtrack - I signed up for TikTok]
Yes. And both were surprises.

I thought I adopted random lap cats.

Go me.
And if ever you’d like more content featuring my Accidental Maine Coon & Accidental Savannah Cat Bundles Of “Joy”

Here’s a TikTok dedicated to their infuriatingly cute foolishness vm.tiktok.com/ZM8LkSuQN/
Forgot to add: wish me luck tomorrow.

I’ll be trying to build one of these for that little bastard so he doesn’t destroy the (rest of the) house.

[wish I was joking]
This “little” bastard clocks in at 10 inches tall (shoulders to floor) and slightly over 6 pounds.

DID I MENTION HIS AGE IS ONLY FOUR AND A HALF…MONTHS?

I hope that gives you some perspective on my terrified desperation.

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Especially for military and police.

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Consider actually thinking about movement strategy & tactics.

Trial balloons / dress rehearsals gauge public sentiment, and MUCH more.
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It’s deeper than surface analysis, folks.
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theguardian.com/film/2014/oct/…
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At first, it seemed like his regular…

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