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13 Oct, 6 tweets, 1 min read
Four words: iceberg. and. French. Dressing.
I didn’t know salad could be good until five years ago.
Proof:
Do they even still make “French” dressing? My god. That and “Russian” dressing are the real tragedy of the 80s, followed by the Iran Contra Affair.
I can taste this picture and I am burping.
Mild stunting ahead…but the best salad I’ve had recently? Diddy’s chef made it for lunch lol True story.

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6 Oct
In a huge case of historical amnesia I forgot that my birthday is always during NASCAR back home. 😭😭😭
Kicking it in a motel in the middle of race main drag doesn’t scream TressieSeason.
Why am I doing this
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6 Oct
I’ve mentioned my friend explaining the world to me this way and how much it shifted my perspective on people. Social media obviously heightens the effect but all analog media did it to a certain degree. To many people, you are just a minor character in their life’s movie.
I have been on the receiving end of people who fixated on me as a character in their movie. Not the mundane microcelebrity stuff which I obviously developed and accept. I mean the personal stuff. It is NOT fun or flattering.
And all of it sucks but far and away the most aggressive and persistent has been from white women. Not commenting on the story at this point but the phenomenon of being the target of someone’s narcissistic script.
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5 Oct
Okay somehow I have become a person with cool friends. Some of my cool friends own a womxn of color retreat in Virginia, nickname…baehouse. instagram.com/baehouseva?utm…
They cook extremely dope food at Baehouse
This weekend my other dope friends launched Rewild Wisdom retreats…at Baehouse. instagram.com/rewildwisdom?u…
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5 Oct
This bad art friend is just going to be Carole Baskin all over again, isn’t it? Don’t answer that. I already know.
I already angered half the white women with tiger king. It is probably best I sit this out.
I just hope that one day your culture finds a personality type outside the passive aggressive/girl boss dichotomy.
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3 Oct
I know these kinds of tweets are catnip for The Discourse. I usually ignore them because they always feels like White People Problems(tm). But I feel compelled to comment on an $18k mortgage. 😂😂😂wut
Also it’s weird that people are focusing on the nanny’s salary. I assure you that the nanny is the only one in this scenario who is earning every penny of that money.
Assuming a 30 year at prime interest rate with standard down payment (which lol that’s a joke at this level), you’re talking a $5.2m or so mortgage. 😂😂
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30 Sep
If you want to see my lose my ish, drop urgent deadlines into my workflow. I will pay triple to pull the plug every damn time. That's probably not a great way to conduct business but here I am, a flawed subject.
I do this thing where I forecast a month out, a quarter out, a year out. I know what my deadlines are. And then people will pop up with some nonsense about how you need to scan these EIGHT THINGS RIGHT NOW OR A CAT DIES and I will just get up and walk out before I entertain it.
Drives me up a wall.
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