Pokémon Mom really is the GOP personified.
https://twitter.com/lizmair/status/1448983240061165572
“Family Values, Compassionate Conservatism, And Mothering A Future School Shooter: A Think Piece”
https://twitter.com/lizmair/status/1448985812444528640?s=21
“You skipped leg day? Drop and give me 50 push-ups RIGHT NOW or your Ron Paul action figure goes up in flames next. That’s what liberty means, Preston!”
My favorite part of the Pokémon Mom thing:
She’s a political communications strategist…
… who thinks that was a wise story to communicate.
She’s a political communications strategist…
… who thinks that was a wise story to communicate.
On second thought
“I will force-feed you and light your shit on fire because I love freedom and liberty and individual rights”
actually is pretty on brand for a Libertarian.
(I take that last Tweet back, Pokémon Mom)
“I will force-feed you and light your shit on fire because I love freedom and liberty and individual rights”
actually is pretty on brand for a Libertarian.
(I take that last Tweet back, Pokémon Mom)
“Twitter is soooo boring now… so anyway guys when my teen forgets to say thank you, I waterboard him for at least 15 minutes”
“Now that I have your attention - surprise lol! - I’m like really really good at political communications strategy so hire me”
“Now that I have your attention - surprise lol! - I’m like really really good at political communications strategy so hire me”
https://twitter.com/lizmair/status/1448837472021106690
Not gonna lie. I’d be tempted to go Pokémon Mom on my kitten but —
I know damn well all it would teach him is how to use matches
I know damn well all it would teach him is how to use matches
https://twitter.com/MsEntropy/status/1448800819604713474
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