Today In Baby Satan Adventures - 5 AM Wheel Training

Key takeaways:

1) I am only slightly taller than the wheel
2) Hexifer is only 4.5 months old
3) If you know me or have seen me on media, public lectures, etc…I didn’t know I could make that weird voice until him either.
Yes.

Yes, Twitter - I did, in fact, build a giant hamster wheel for a cat.

For Good Goddamn Reason.

No, I’m not [just] a crazy cat lady, people.

This monster is a Savannah kitten — meaning, equally embarrassing as the giant wheel…

… we also have to walk him daily, like a dog.
For people asking why ‘regular cat toys’ aren’t enough’ and ‘dont all kittens go crazy at night’

Let me put it this way:

…their most common health problem is intestinal issues from doing shit like eating flip flops if they feel you’re not giving them enough attention
Soooooooo like I was saying about why making that stupid cat wheel was necessary

This is how Savannah cats act when they decide you’re ignoring them:
Yes, that is him reaching up to slap the phone out of my hand at the end cause he’s got some jealousy issues
Aaaaaand here he is now, after I petted him so he’d stop destroying my work and chewing on my hand

Manipulative little shit

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