Yeah, that oughta do the trick
https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1449686428229816324
👩🏻: I’m so sick of the dating scene! Every man I meet in L.A. is such a shallow phony
👨🏻🦲: WE ARE LOOKING FOR SUBSERVIENT WOMEN TO CLEAN OUR HOMES, COOK OUR FOOD, AND BEAR OUR CHILDREN
👩🏻: Well, you can’t say they’re not honest
👨🏻🦲: ALSO, NO FATTIES
👨🏻🦲: WE ARE LOOKING FOR SUBSERVIENT WOMEN TO CLEAN OUR HOMES, COOK OUR FOOD, AND BEAR OUR CHILDREN
👩🏻: Well, you can’t say they’re not honest
👨🏻🦲: ALSO, NO FATTIES
CHRISTMAS IN TINSELTOWN
A Hallmark Channel Production
👩🏻: It’s late Fall, there’s a chill in the air, & I am resigned to spending another holiday season alone
👨🏻🦲: I AM HERE AMONG THE MONGREL HORDES OF L.A. TO WARN AGAINST THE EVIL OF DEEP STATE SOCIALISM
(both enter Starbucks)
A Hallmark Channel Production
👩🏻: It’s late Fall, there’s a chill in the air, & I am resigned to spending another holiday season alone
👨🏻🦲: I AM HERE AMONG THE MONGREL HORDES OF L.A. TO WARN AGAINST THE EVIL OF DEEP STATE SOCIALISM
(both enter Starbucks)
👩🏻: Boy, it sure is taking them a long time
🧑🏽🦱: I have an order for “Donald Trump Won the Election, You Snowflakes”
👨🏻🦲: LOL 😂 TRIGGERED!
🧑🏽🦱: Here’s your decaf Pumpkin-Spice Latte, sir
👨🏻🦲: THANK YOU
👩🏻: That man contains multitudes
🧑🏽🦱: I have an order for “Donald Trump Won the Election, You Snowflakes”
👨🏻🦲: LOL 😂 TRIGGERED!
🧑🏽🦱: Here’s your decaf Pumpkin-Spice Latte, sir
👨🏻🦲: THANK YOU
👩🏻: That man contains multitudes
👨🏻🦲: HELLO! I FIND YOUR SYMMETRICAL FEATURES APPEALING
👩🏻: I find you repulsive, yet fascinating
👨🏻🦲: I GET THAT A LOT, PARTICULARLY FROM THE MEDIA
👩🏻: Read any good books lately?
👨🏻🦲: I USED TO READ “VICE” BEFORE THEY GOT ALL WOKE
👩🏻: I find you repulsive, yet fascinating
👨🏻🦲: I GET THAT A LOT, PARTICULARLY FROM THE MEDIA
👩🏻: Read any good books lately?
👨🏻🦲: I USED TO READ “VICE” BEFORE THEY GOT ALL WOKE
👩🏻: I like your Fred Perry shirt
👨🏻🦲: THANKS! IT REALLY TRIGGERS THE LIBERAL CUCKS
👩🏻: What do you do for fun?
👨🏻🦲: I LIKE TO ATTEND RALLIES WHERE I THINK ANTIFA’S ABOUT TO START A FIGHT AND THEN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM
👩🏻: Your rugged ways are abrasive, yet oddly compelling
👨🏻🦲: THANKS! IT REALLY TRIGGERS THE LIBERAL CUCKS
👩🏻: What do you do for fun?
👨🏻🦲: I LIKE TO ATTEND RALLIES WHERE I THINK ANTIFA’S ABOUT TO START A FIGHT AND THEN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM
👩🏻: Your rugged ways are abrasive, yet oddly compelling
👨🏻🦲: AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT, I AM SEEKING A WIFE. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF CHILD-REARING & DOMESTIC CHORES?
👩🏻: Well, that depends. Do you own a charming rustic farmhouse in a snow-covered paradise surrounded by unsophisticated but lovable family & friends?
👨🏻🦲: ER, NOT EXACTLY
👩🏻: Well, that depends. Do you own a charming rustic farmhouse in a snow-covered paradise surrounded by unsophisticated but lovable family & friends?
👨🏻🦲: ER, NOT EXACTLY
👨🏻🦲: I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT BUILDING IN OREGON
👩🏻: I hear Portland’s nice
👨🏻🦲: NOT PORTLAND
👩🏻: Oh
👨🏻🦲: IT MAY NOT BE GLAMOROUS, OR SCENIC, OR 100% DEVOID OF AN UNINVITED RODENT POPULATION, BUT IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A CHANGE IN SCENERY YOU WILL UNDENIABLY GET THAT IN SPADES
👩🏻: I hear Portland’s nice
👨🏻🦲: NOT PORTLAND
👩🏻: Oh
👨🏻🦲: IT MAY NOT BE GLAMOROUS, OR SCENIC, OR 100% DEVOID OF AN UNINVITED RODENT POPULATION, BUT IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A CHANGE IN SCENERY YOU WILL UNDENIABLY GET THAT IN SPADES
👩🏻: I don’t know
👨🏻🦲: WHAT’S THE PROBLEM
👩🏻: It’s just that the women in these movies always end up with the handsome men with stable jobs & conservative politics but otherwise kind hearts, & you check a quarter of those boxes at best
👨🏻🦲: I KNEW YOU L.A SKIRTS WOULD BE STUCK UP
👨🏻🦲: WHAT’S THE PROBLEM
👩🏻: It’s just that the women in these movies always end up with the handsome men with stable jobs & conservative politics but otherwise kind hearts, & you check a quarter of those boxes at best
👨🏻🦲: I KNEW YOU L.A SKIRTS WOULD BE STUCK UP
👨🏻🦲: LISTEN, CAN I ASK YOU A FAVOR
👩🏻: What is it
👨🏻🦲: WE HAVE THIS WEIRD RULE WHERE WE’RE NOT ALLOWED TO CLIMAX SEXUALLY UNLESS THERE’S A WOMAN IN THE ROOM
👩🏻: Oh, for God’s sake
👨🏻🦲: I DON’T HAVE TO TOUCH YOU OR ANYTHING
👩🏻: I think we’re done here
👨🏻🦲: I’M SO LONELY
👩🏻: What is it
👨🏻🦲: WE HAVE THIS WEIRD RULE WHERE WE’RE NOT ALLOWED TO CLIMAX SEXUALLY UNLESS THERE’S A WOMAN IN THE ROOM
👩🏻: Oh, for God’s sake
👨🏻🦲: I DON’T HAVE TO TOUCH YOU OR ANYTHING
👩🏻: I think we’re done here
👨🏻🦲: I’M SO LONELY
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