There are so many other things wrong with this that i should start with but the music catapults the whole thing from a bad joke to a surreal journey into incipient madness
This is not something that needs to "improve." Fortunately there's such an easy answer to all of this though: #FreeThemAll and end all U. S. immigration detention
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and this bird you cannot chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange
Lord *knows* I can't change
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9 Sep
1/ FINALLY: #TPSElSalvador #TPSNepal #TPSNicaragua & other #TPS designations extended from current expiration of 10/4/21 to 12/31/22. Welcome news, but far short of what needs to happen for hundreds of thousands of ppl living on the edges of lawful status

uscis.gov/humanitarian/t…
2/ The most imminent problem is documentation of the lawful status of #TPS beneficiaries. Bc it has been on life support via judicial orders after Trump canceled it, recipients were never issued new ID & have only had them extended by law. Try explaining that to DMVs & employers
3/ USCIS is encouraging them to file for new work permits, but this is an additional 495 in filing fees. It should not be. It's not their fault. Waive this.
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9 Sep
when they're right they're right
the Democrats' plan to get me out from underneath this car is to lift it off of me
the Democrats' plan for dinner is to open Grubhub and see what's around
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2 Sep
I am so thoroughly lawyerbrained at this point that I actually took a breath when I saw that this was its own graf Image
for regular people with normal brains who do not obsessively follow and read #SCOTUS decisions, this roughly translates to "fuck you, Sam Alito"
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1 Sep
Imagine a law which allows anyone to sue any business which lets someone enter without a mask and imposes mandatory fines & closure of that business and you're most of the way to understanding how stupid & wrong the #TexasAbortionLaw is
Oh, and anyone who advised that business they could allow maskless ppl in
As a person who is generally in favor of life, I support universal masking. As someone who does not want government, let alone any local nut with a grudge, overly involved in that life I would oppose the hypothetical law above.

You see what I'm saying here
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27 Aug
Indigenous metal is the most metal

The most

It just works

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20 Aug
This ruling was awful, but this interpretation from the Biden administration is actually somehow *worse.*

Tipton's order simply does not cover the thing which ICE is now saying it does, and if I know that they do too.
The Biden administration is at this point so deeply committed to mass deportation that it is making up reasons to do it
Prosecutorial discretion in removal proceedings was a fairly straightforward and not especially difficult concept during the Obama years--a time in which the govt was famously hardly soft on immigration enforcement-and all they really had to do was re-issue those guidelines
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