Thread by @jmcrookston

@jvipondmd Dude I've walked through construction sites and never got hit with a brick, so we know paper party hats are protective.
We also asked workers repeatedly, incessantly, almost to the level of harassment, and in the end they admitted they took the party hats off in the break room
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@jvipondmd In fact, we looked at April to June 2020 where there was no brick work being done on the construction site, and there were 5500 hours of workers in paper party hats, and yet not one got hit with a brick. I have an email testifying to that, which I wrote myself, as proof /s

@jvipondmd But no, you cannot look at our records, and if you found someone who during that period got hit with a brick, they definitely got hit at home, even though we don't test bricks, and it's kind of weird because construction sites have more bricks and bricklayers than homes.
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@jvipondmd And also honestly, we're so surprised that workers are discouraged from doing a BRA I mean, that's totally shocking to us and no you can't look at meeting minutes or our emails or chat logs at all, pfft what would be in there? Discussion of discouraging BRAs? Get outta here./s

@jvipondmd I mean actually get out. I'm not mad why would I be mad? My voice isn't raised, yours is. You're just trespassing, that's all, and we're going to call the cops if you don't leave and stop asking brick-related questions.

What do you even know about bricks?

Troublemaker.

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@jvipondmd I could keep going with this and make a joke that hey, providing brick protective helmets means some other side of the construction site takes a financial hit, which means the building we're making has to be smaller, impacting quality of life of the building ...

@jvipondmd ... but this is something they can't admit publically so we'll only see this come out in the internal chats/emails, etc.

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