I asked a group of 6 year olds to come up with a mantra to help us through life.
They had some ideas.
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Rory - "Don't stop running"
The other day I grunted when picking up my keys from the table. If I didn't stop running, i'd die. Rory has gone for the Forrest Gump approach here. It seemed to work for him. Forrest that is. I've seen Rory run into multiple trees. Persistent tho.
JJ - "Only be friends with people who you want to be friends with"
This gets forgotten about in adults. Sometimes we are friends with people out of convenience or history. Look around and ask yourself, "does this person positively impact my life?". JJ has his head screwed on.
Jack - "You might told off but sometimes you're not doing anything wrong"
His anti-authority attitude is refreshing as it is scary. He's right tho. Fight for what you believe in and it's never wrong. Although Jack believes he can back flip over a lorry, so I don't know.
Ravi - "Some people don't have anything so be happy you have everything"
We truly are in the presence of greatness. There are world leaders without this clarity. Step back and look at what we take for granted, you'll be amazed. Ravi elevates people around him. He's a special lad
Lola - "You can't swim in a sink but a bath is just a big sink"
I believe she's talking about perspective. One person's baby step is another's giant leap. Lola moves at her pace and is proud of the people around her moving at theirs. Otherwise you'll lose a one horse race.
Emma - "The people who don't talk, still have something to say"
Empty vessels makes the most noise. Emma is quiet and has grown in confidence since I've known her. She is an advocate for letting people be themselves. A true woman of her time. She'll make an excellent leader.
Belle - "Flowers live in the ground, we live in a house. Everyone lives somewhere"
It's a huge, overwhelming concept to think every individual lives an equally complex and rich life as you. Knowing that everyone is coming from something make you see we're all the same. One team.
Mikey - "Mud hills are fun but also muddy"
I'd never heard of the term "mud hill" but I assumed it's a hill, that is muddy. I was wrong. Its basically a pile of mud mashed up and used to throw at cars or people...So if you see a boy holding a mud ball with a devilish grin, run.
Zahra - "Some things are cool and some things aren't"
There is no messing about with Zahra. A woman of precision. She wanted to add that if you find things cool, then it is. Which in itself is a pretty cool thing to say. If you enjoy something, don't let other bring you down.
Susanna - "Don't start a fire in a forrest"
I take this as, understanding your situation and objectively being able to know what is benefitting you and what isn't. But Susanna confirmed that there is no subtext. Just don't start fires in forrests because it goes whoosh, okay.
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Quote of the week comes from Maisie age 5 - "One of my legs is shorter than the other. So, I see the world a bit sideways"
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I asked a group of 6 year olds if they wanted to get something off their chest.
They did.
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Rory - 'Loud noises are too loud'
I actually have to agree with Rory. Loud noise, especially unwelcome ones are too loud. Car alarms are obnoxious. Motorbikes hurt my ears. He personally doesn't like sound of thunder. Which I think is a brave thing to express. Thanks Rory.
JJ - 'Pizza isn't very nice'
There was a silence in the room. Like the last shot fired at Starlingrad. A strange stillness fell before the group. Nobody really knew how to react. It's an opinion. Certainly an unpopular one. JJ is no sheep. He knows who he is and what he wants.
I asked a class of year 2's 'If you could change one thing about Mr Pointon what would it be?'
Here is my analysis;
A THREAD
Alice - "I don't want to go first...maybe his hair"
At first I thought, what a sensible girl. However, she undercut that bringing up my dead trim. Sure, it's thinning and pushing back (A bit) but I can tell I'm in for one here. Brb just going to buy a hat and never take it off!
Katie - "His hair"
Right, wtf. My hair is not that bad! I'm getting absolutely slaughtered. I thought Katie and Alice had my back. What a pair of snakes. Any barbers out there want to give me a haircut because apparently I need one? I'm absolutely rattled. Please have mercy.
I asked a class of Year 2's "What do you think teachers do all summer?"
Here is my analysis;
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Alice - 'Do lots of exercise'
For me, the terms "Share bag" and "Family size" really are loose terms. I somehow feel Alice knows I'm fatter and is bringing this up to show dominance in the class. Well it's worked. I'm insecure and squidgy. I should probably go for a jog soon-ish
Katie - 'Buy some houses'
Thank god someone said it. What a summer I've had. London, Paris, LA. I've got houses everywhere now. I don't even have a bed. I just sleep on piles of money...lol, jokes on her because I'm in crippling debt and can't afford a house. Bloody millennials
I asked my year 1 classes to tell me another joke;
Here is my analysis
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Alice - "What did the cow say to the astronaut? Let's go to the moon"
Another cow joke. The class didn't laugh but she fell into a fit of laughter which, in turn, made the class laugh. We all forgot about the joke and just ended up laughing together. Great opening act. 6/10
Katie - "Why did the poo go in the toilet? Because it's poo"
Look. We've all matured since last time. Our comedic taste has grown exponentially. Or has it? Nope. The class still cheered and whooped. Which annoyed me. Wasn't even a good poo joke. But do what works, I guess. 3/10
I asked my year 1 classes to give me some 'Pearls of Wisdom' to live by
Here is my analysis;
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Alice - 'Make sure you wash your hands in the sink. Always'
Very smart. Current as well. Please stop washing your hands in puddles and mud filled lakes people. It's unsanitary and Alice doesn't like it. For her sake. Wash your hands in the sink. Always.
Katie - 'Dance when you're sad'
Let's take a leaf out of Katie's book. Life can often feel heavy. But heed this advice. Whenever you feel overwhelmed or unimportant. Dance. Dance like the music flows through your body like white wine in the summer sun. Thank you Katie.
I asked my year 1 classes 'What do parents do while kids are at school?'
Here is my analysis;
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Alice - 'Go shopping and drink coffee'
I can see this in Alice's future. She'd be such a fun shopping and coffee partner. Funny. Lovable. Empathetic. I bet she'd order a caramel spiced latte and ask you about how your mum getting on her with new hip. Alice is all ears for you.
Katie - 'Write forms and use pens'
Life can often feel like a monotonous drag. Get up. Go to work. Sleep. Repeat untill dead. Katie's family run a local business. Prehaps she sees her family working lots. But running a business you love with the people you love. It's never work