I asked a class of year 2's 'If you could change one thing about Mr Pointon what would it be?'
Here is my analysis;
A THREAD
Here is my analysis;
A THREAD
Alice - "I don't want to go first...maybe his hair"
At first I thought, what a sensible girl. However, she undercut that bringing up my dead trim. Sure, it's thinning and pushing back (A bit) but I can tell I'm in for one here. Brb just going to buy a hat and never take it off!
At first I thought, what a sensible girl. However, she undercut that bringing up my dead trim. Sure, it's thinning and pushing back (A bit) but I can tell I'm in for one here. Brb just going to buy a hat and never take it off!
Katie - "His hair"
Right, wtf. My hair is not that bad! I'm getting absolutely slaughtered. I thought Katie and Alice had my back. What a pair of snakes. Any barbers out there want to give me a haircut because apparently I need one? I'm absolutely rattled. Please have mercy.
Right, wtf. My hair is not that bad! I'm getting absolutely slaughtered. I thought Katie and Alice had my back. What a pair of snakes. Any barbers out there want to give me a haircut because apparently I need one? I'm absolutely rattled. Please have mercy.
Jack - "I want him to be my age, so we could play Pokémon"
This is an incredibly beautiful thing to say. To be fair, if I was 6. Jack would probably be my friend. We had very similar interests at 6. Climbing, running with scissors and sticks Unfortunately, i'm nearly 30, sorry.
This is an incredibly beautiful thing to say. To be fair, if I was 6. Jack would probably be my friend. We had very similar interests at 6. Climbing, running with scissors and sticks Unfortunately, i'm nearly 30, sorry.
Toby - "Dance moves"
These kids do not respect their elders. I taught them all my best moves. The sprinkler and EVEN the cabbage patch. Suppose it's all Fortnite moves now. I'm just a fossil to these lot. Abe Simpson said 'I used to be with it, then they changed what it was'
These kids do not respect their elders. I taught them all my best moves. The sprinkler and EVEN the cabbage patch. Suppose it's all Fortnite moves now. I'm just a fossil to these lot. Abe Simpson said 'I used to be with it, then they changed what it was'
Emma - "A new house so he doesn't have to be in traffic"
It's become a morning routine for Emma to ask "Any traffic?". I answer like I would a coworker and she finds it funny. The thought of 'Choc-a-block' and 'The A39 eastbound'. Seem to bring her joy. I wouldn't change that.
It's become a morning routine for Emma to ask "Any traffic?". I answer like I would a coworker and she finds it funny. The thought of 'Choc-a-block' and 'The A39 eastbound'. Seem to bring her joy. I wouldn't change that.
Mikey - "A superpower where he can punch through a wall"
He came up to the front and looked me up and down. Pondering intensely. I'd love to be able to hear his thoughts. Children are so unique, I love it. It's a pointless superpower. Suppose I could make the house open plan.
He came up to the front and looked me up and down. Pondering intensely. I'd love to be able to hear his thoughts. Children are so unique, I love it. It's a pointless superpower. Suppose I could make the house open plan.
Ravi - "He tells us to enjoy being young. I'd change him to be young again"
Youth is wasted on the young. Being young is about experience and passion. Finding out who you are and what you love. Ravi appreciates the value of time...Although he did technically call me old.
Youth is wasted on the young. Being young is about experience and passion. Finding out who you are and what you love. Ravi appreciates the value of time...Although he did technically call me old.
Rosie - "Let him be a footballer"
Good answer Rosie. That's what I would change too. I'd definitely be pro if it wasn't for takeaways and talent. I asked Rosie who I could play for and she said 'Ham' which is close enough to my team. Nearly cried. @WestHam you need a striker?
Good answer Rosie. That's what I would change too. I'd definitely be pro if it wasn't for takeaways and talent. I asked Rosie who I could play for and she said 'Ham' which is close enough to my team. Nearly cried. @WestHam you need a striker?
Wendy - "His wife"
This sounds incredibly harsh, so let me clarify. I'm not married. So what Wendy is getting at is making my girlfriend, my wife. She wants me to change that. Wendy knows I'm punching and suggests putting a ring on it before she realises I'm a hairless freak.
This sounds incredibly harsh, so let me clarify. I'm not married. So what Wendy is getting at is making my girlfriend, my wife. She wants me to change that. Wendy knows I'm punching and suggests putting a ring on it before she realises I'm a hairless freak.
Ben - "His Hair"
Ben knew EXACTLY what he was doing saying this! The whole group erupted with laughter. I swear one child pointed at my hair. This is workplace bullying and I will not stand for it. Catch me at your nearest hair treatment center. I'll be the one crying alone.
Ben knew EXACTLY what he was doing saying this! The whole group erupted with laughter. I swear one child pointed at my hair. This is workplace bullying and I will not stand for it. Catch me at your nearest hair treatment center. I'll be the one crying alone.
Susanna - "Your eyes are close together and it freaks me out"
Okay yes, I have tiny little mousey eyes and they're close together. It's fine. Things work in my favour. One goggle for swimming. A telescope is basically binoculars. It's not freaky. It's just disproportionate.
Okay yes, I have tiny little mousey eyes and they're close together. It's fine. Things work in my favour. One goggle for swimming. A telescope is basically binoculars. It's not freaky. It's just disproportionate.
End of thread
My quote of this week this comes from Erin age 5 - "Sneeze in the sink and it makes an echo sound. Very loud. Very funny"
My quote of this week this comes from Erin age 5 - "Sneeze in the sink and it makes an echo sound. Very loud. Very funny"
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