Thread by @owenbroadcast

alright im rolling out, i will be back at some undetermined point near halloween

please send latent psychic power to my dog who has to be boarded during this time, that she may not think i have abandoned her

https://twitter.com/owenbroadcast/status/1448084283621531650

just had to leave her at the kennel

update: i have not left the hospital room, which is nice, for some time. wife and i were discussing unconditional love / soulmates. i asked her if i were a duck, would she still love me. the same way. she said no. going to put that on the back burner rn but that hurt ngl.

all hospital food has sugar in it. i am a rat, going through cabinets here: peanut butter (sugar), graham crackers (sugar). made it to the cafeteria where i consumed half of their bacon and sausage. they locked the doors after breakfast and i was trapped there alone for some time

i am wearing socks only in the hospital. this is my zone. anywhere. comfy. on my turf. hello “healthcare security”. what do you know about ensoulment. nothing. i am taking part in a process far beyond your dominion. that is why you are in shoes, and i am in socks. unchained. free

i am under the stewardship of what are called “mid wives”, who happen to operate out of the hospital (midwives are mentioned in the bible, thus are sanctioned). also they were concerned my baby might be too powerful, i did not want him instantly bending the nice spoons in my home

https://twitter.com/dragoniteeeeee/status/1451248619336699909

have asked several midwives here about the significance of the scene in genesis wherein a midwife is delivering twins, and ties a red cord around the hand of the child who begins to emerge first, but then he goes back in, and the other twin comes first. they, like me, do not know