I don’t think I saw anyone saying augmented reality isn’t a cool idea. It has a ton of very cool possibilities. what you saw today was everyone saying how incredibly uncool mark zuckerberg managed to make a cool idea look, like inventing a hovercar in the shape of a giant penis
I’m just fixated on the idea that he could hire the top video game programmers & cgi artists to build out anything at all and the shit he comes up with is beneath the imagination of the average five year old & looks like early 2000’s PS2 dogshit
strap on these big goofy goggles and become a dorkier cartoon version of yourself traipsing aimlessly about some poorly rendered boring ass spaceship that wouldn’t cut it in a low budget netflix movie. wow. who wouldn’t want that.
where facebook really fucked up -and thank god for it- is remaining incredibly bankrupt in the realm of pop culture IP. imagine if they had some of the hollywood studio or video game rights. *that’s* how to sell this idea. get on the millennium falcon or pillar of autumn
facebook has truly never made a new thing outside their core product, which never changed much except to help it commit genocide and destroy democracy and our shared reality. they bought up everything else and tuned it. they have no idea how to *create*
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hey so remember when myself & others pointed out with a treasure trove of receipts that salena zito was inventing fictional people & disguising identities of paid GOP operatives to launder GOP strategy into “both sides/real american” stories, & as a result I earned a doxx bounty?
look it’s great that other teams want to hire you and there’s nothing to apologize for over that, but when you’re sleepwalking through the ugliest loss in program history at home on homecoming against a 2-5 team after a bye week it’s fair to say you’ve handled it poorly
while I’m at it I also got serious problems with this nonsensical four running back rotation that ends in throwing the entire offense into a tar pit and the steady refusal to change course on it after how many years
this whole thing has been a hilarious exercise in watching bad business brains who convinced themselves they beat the system and didn’t need any actual understanding of economics because that’s for loser elites get their lunch money absolutely pilfered by the free market
“I posted a job and no one showed up” oh my god the fucking hubris
if she renounces politics & leaves it all behind forever to work a normal job forgiveness is a reasonable ask. if she’s just laundering herself to get back into the game to sell the same poison all over again as a “reformed” ex-trump henchmen, she can gtfo.
believe them when they’ve vanished from the political entertainment world altogether & really behave as if they want to keep it that way. until then she’s full of shit
the debates over whether a ball was touched or not with the penalty of getting beaned by the guy you were arguing with looming over you were something out of the roman coliseum
dudes would just outright quit before taking their beanings and those dudes became instant targets for the next round of wallball