Some old guy stopped me in the store and started telling me a story
Guy was 70-80s
ALWAYS stop and listen to what sage wisdom they may have to impart
He began
“My friend Jim forgot his anniversary..”
(Cont 👇🏻)
Guy was 70-80s
ALWAYS stop and listen to what sage wisdom they may have to impart
He began
“My friend Jim forgot his anniversary..”
(Cont 👇🏻)
“His wife was livid. She told him:
‘Tomorrow, when I look out in the driveway, I better see a gift that goes from 0-250 in seconds.’
Sure enough, the next morning she looked into the driveway and saw a box. But it was much smaller than a car..?
She opened it to find..
‘Tomorrow, when I look out in the driveway, I better see a gift that goes from 0-250 in seconds.’
Sure enough, the next morning she looked into the driveway and saw a box. But it was much smaller than a car..?
She opened it to find..
A bathroom scale.
I haven’t heard from Jim since.”
Then the old man walked away without another word 😂
I haven’t heard from Jim since.”
Then the old man walked away without another word 😂
Wearing a lighthouse sweater
Legend
This guy is having fun in life
Legend
This guy is having fun in life
Just saw him stop walking and start the same story with someone else
I love it
I love it
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