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4 Nov, 5 tweets, 1 min read
Just so we’re all clear, critical race theory isn’t taught in elementary school but active shooter drills are.
Your elementary school kid didn’t come home crying because he was taught CRT, but I would believe it if you said he came home crying because he had to participate in an active shooter drill.
I guess in a way, active shooter drills are CRT considering almost all school shooters are white males.
What the white shit is this?
(whispers) Teaching kids about race is actually just teaching kids about history accurately.

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