Kicking it off with my favorite. Hela (Thor: Ragnarok)

She’s the goddess of death which is more metal than all of Daenerys Targaryen’s titles combined. She makes an entrance by impaling a bunch of warriors and looks hot doing it.

Tied with Valkyrie (Thor: Ragnarok)

She takes no shit from anyone, isn’t impressed by Thor’s handsomeness, and I mean, come on.

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The Volatile Mermaid

@OhNoSheTwitnt

21 Jul

“Jokes about Barron Trump are off limits! He’s just a child!” say the people who were fine with calling Obama’s children racial slurs.

Jokes about Barron Trump: He’s tall! I hope he doesn’t wind up like his dad!

Jokes about the Obama girls: I won’t repeat them because most of them contain rape threats or the n-word.

Isn’t it interesting how Black children are full grown adults but white children (and white adults) are just children?

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The Volatile Mermaid

@OhNoSheTwitnt

12 Jun

Why does everything Fox News wants its viewers to be afraid of sound like a cool band? ANTIFA. Reverse Racism. BLM. Caravan of Migrants. Social Justice Warriors. Critical Race Theory. I would absolutely attend this music festival.