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17 Sep, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Laura Loomer: I hope I get COVID.

COVID: Ok, Loomer.
ICYMI
Don’t worry about COVID. If it survived Stephen Miller, Laura Loomer should be a piece of cake.
I can’t stop singing this.

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