first theyll tax unrealized gains, then unrealized income: money u couldve made if u just tried harder. then whole unrealized companies- if u just applied urself, u couldve started one. unrealized dependents: go talk to that girl. if this is the push u need, theyll do it, for you
new economic czar appoints a lovely old lady, very grandmotherly, of an ambiguous ethnicity..., italian? german? maybe argentinian, but she speaks english perfectly, to personally meet with you and assess this. “my word, you could easily be making twice this. have u eaten today?”
youre just so intelligent when you apply yourself. thats not what you wear to work is it? well we just have no choice, next year youll have to pay three or four times what your paying now. and youre not even married yet ... im subtracting three or four theoretical dependents
ur friend suddenly has a bit more spending cash. turns out he got the federal grandmother who cant even use excel. he put in his info himself and reported he’s actually outperforming his own estimated potential - now the government pays him. thats the wheel of fate baby. so it is
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