this guy failed financial crime 101
financial crime 101, the basics

- don't use the company laptop
- don't buy stock under you & your wife's name!!
- don't close out trades the morning of the deal announcement
- don't leave a search history Googling other insider trading cases
- avoid insider trading completely
why do guys keep doing this? here's another case from a few years ago
of course insider trading happens every single day, the only real difference is the people doing it aren't googling "how not to get caught insider trading"

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