“Forced jail detox might kill the host carrier but fuck it, give me death or give me death; either way I’ve had enough”
— Steve Bannon’s liver
— Steve Bannon’s liver
I’d pay to see the look on Steve Bannon’s face when he finds out the Aryan Brotherhood traffics drugs with Mexicans.
[this would be a joke but it’s horrifying to think about Bannon preaching Kali Yuga shit to cartel soldiers)
[this would be a joke but it’s horrifying to think about Bannon preaching Kali Yuga shit to cartel soldiers)
(If you don’t get the reference, consider yourself lucky and call it a damn day)
On the other hand, I see “American History X” sequel possibilities:
-screwball comedy in which incarcerated Neo Nazis take one look at Steve Bannon undergoing forced detox, finally see tHe mAsTeR rAcE for the farce is, and join antifa.
Working title: “Did Nazi That Coming”
-screwball comedy in which incarcerated Neo Nazis take one look at Steve Bannon undergoing forced detox, finally see tHe mAsTeR rAcE for the farce is, and join antifa.
Working title: “Did Nazi That Coming”
Spoiler for the ending:
Cartel members pin Steve Bannon against the wall in the shower to forcibly tattoo him with Nazi low rider ink but as they start shaving his back, El Jefe sees the syphilis symptoms and
F A D E
T O
B L A C K
Cartel members pin Steve Bannon against the wall in the shower to forcibly tattoo him with Nazi low rider ink but as they start shaving his back, El Jefe sees the syphilis symptoms and
F A D E
T O
B L A C K
I sincerely apologize. That might’ve been the grossest thing I’ve ever written.
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