I’m not joking about states that have the AUDACITY to call my precious “lil” (technically, at under 6 months old — he still counts as little…maybe) boï “ILLEGAL.”
can u believe
(brb getting you the map)
This map is SO rude.
(I admit to slight editorial additions)
Technically, Baby Satan:
— is not a “dangerous” wild feline.
— is merely an “exotic” hybrid feline.
He didn’t get to pick his father! 😾😿
Anyway, the moral of this thread is:
Whether you come here to read the (muted) lunatics in my @‘s, are a said (muted) lunatic, or just want to look at my cat pics —
My emotional support serval is a Mama’s boy.
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I think — and I cannot stress this enough — the fuck not
Jeff Schoep’s girlfriend Acacia tried to friend me a while back; IIRC, it was around the same time she was outed for running a Nazi website as a ‘former.’
Jeff, to remind you, is currently a defendant in Sines vs. Kessler —
— the Charlottesville civil suit.
Jeff’s codefendants include — among others — Chris “Crying Nazi” Cantwell, Richard Spencer, and Matthew “I Cucked My Own Father-In-Law” Heimbach.
Josh Hawley thinks men watch porn “because their masculinity is being criticized."
Porn — that great masculine self-esteem booster — in which “average penis size” is a niche fetish.
Ron Jeremy is basically the Mother Teresa of male empowerment amirite
Lemme break it down for you:
Josh Hawley’s wife told him she faked it, struggles with ED, and this is all just his preemptive strike to defend himself when she inevitably finds his stash of Latino twinks in the folder labeled “Jesus hates trans illegals.”
Call it a hunch.
I had a Josh Hawley-type relative [super religious, married to a woman, homophobic AF, etc.] ask me to fix his computer.
Cleaning his files, I opened a folder titled “Dicks Pics,” thinking it was the Grateful Dead — alas, reader, it was… not.