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I started saving them rather than binning them only after a few years but I have a full alphabetical set with plenty of redundancy. Unfortunately the format has now been changed so this is as big as the collection is going to get. Image
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17 Nov
A friend of mine has been critical of his local Tory MP on the socials. My friend’s spouse works in the local community. So said MP has complained to her boss about her husband’s politics. This is bullying. This is not OK.
I’m not naming names as I’ve been asked not to (yet) but he’s ok with my sending these tweets.
If anyone has a useful suggestion on how my pal can do something about this while protecting his privacy, I’ll gladly pass that on.
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9 Nov
Dr Syntax & Tom Caruana - Get Your Dad Off The Internet
^^^^^ confess, you haven’t listened have you? it’s ok I don’t usually put the sound on either, but this time you should, if @Coldwar_Steve were a rapper he might be a bit like @drsyntaxraps
“he’s furious about corruption in the United States electoral college… he lives in Norwich” #flow
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3 Nov
Remember the outrage when a European Commissioner gave a job in her office to her dentist? Leading to the resignation of the entire Commission? And the meal that Tory europhobes - including one Owen Paterson - made of it all? Fucking hypocrites.
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The event is seared into my memory but others might want a refresher. theguardian.com/world/2003/jan…
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31 Oct
Mr electric blue BMW M3 undertaking the traffic jam on the M40 at speed on the hard shoulder just now, I want to thank you for the joy it brought into my life when that unmarked police car spotted you and went after you. 💋🤏
The way you tried to dodge into the traffic to lose yourself when you checked your mirror was genuinely hilarious, as was the look on your face as he pulled you out of your car.
Just realised I caught the whole thing on my dashcam. 😂 (Blurred his face & plate for privacy - removed soundtrack of me laughing like a hyena.)
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17 Oct
What an extremely good point here in @BylineTimes by @OborneTweets
The @BylineTimes really is a fascinating read and an incredible bargain to boot. If you’re not already a subscriber, can I humbly suggest that you get on that statim? And consider gift subs this Christmas? 🎁 subscribe.bylinetimes.com
I particularly want to thank @RoseUnwin for this powerful piece. It really… well, spoke to me. Thank you Stephen.
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