It's amazing what some people will tell themselves to make a half a million dollars a year working in a building built on broken dreams and paralyzed children.
https://twitter.com/privilegelog/status/1460981666164396032
9:30 am
Draft discovery responses calculated to conceal relevant information in a lawsuit involving a defective medical device.
Draft discovery responses calculated to conceal relevant information in a lawsuit involving a defective medical device.
10:30am
Coach corporate executive how to answer questions in upcoming deposition in a way that will minimize his exposure to valid wage/hour claims.
Coach corporate executive how to answer questions in upcoming deposition in a way that will minimize his exposure to valid wage/hour claims.
12:30pm
Lunchtime conference call about feel-good pro bono project handing regulatory compliance for the lead partner's charitable organization funding sustainably-powered fidget spinner factories in Mexico.
Lunchtime conference call about feel-good pro bono project handing regulatory compliance for the lead partner's charitable organization funding sustainably-powered fidget spinner factories in Mexico.
1:30pm
Pretend everything is fine. It's fine.
Pretend everything is fine. It's fine.
2:30pm
Do some tedious task for a corporate-on-corporate suit that allows you to feel at least indifferent and apathetic about your time spent on this planet, as opposed to carefully sublimated shame.
Do some tedious task for a corporate-on-corporate suit that allows you to feel at least indifferent and apathetic about your time spent on this planet, as opposed to carefully sublimated shame.
3:30pm
Document review and due diligence checks on a pension restructuring plan being formulated to rob benefits from retirees.
Document review and due diligence checks on a pension restructuring plan being formulated to rob benefits from retirees.
4:30pm
Phone conference with tech executive client ranting about misappropriation of an algorithm that he was planning to use himself to misappropriate data while idly fantasizing about buying a new boat.
Phone conference with tech executive client ranting about misappropriation of an algorithm that he was planning to use himself to misappropriate data while idly fantasizing about buying a new boat.
4:45pm
Listen to colleagues brag at the water cooler about their recent trial verdict in which they successfully defended a massive scheme of fraud by a major insurance company.
Listen to colleagues brag at the water cooler about their recent trial verdict in which they successfully defended a massive scheme of fraud by a major insurance company.
5:00pm
Write cease and desist letter to someone with no education in law, wildly mislead them.
Write cease and desist letter to someone with no education in law, wildly mislead them.
5:30pm
Hop into your Telsa, engage autopilot, fully recline the seat, put on Sinatra's "My Way"
Hop into your Telsa, engage autopilot, fully recline the seat, put on Sinatra's "My Way"
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