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18 Nov, 5 tweets, 2 min read
Oh I see, you guys must have planned the hell out of Afghanistan, huh?
That feeling when you're kicking in the door of an Iraqi family at 2:00am while screaming contradictory commands in half-learned Arabic. Image
lol his name is Jocko Image
When you're at a black site beating a naked Yemeni teenager with a tire iron. Image
lol this one is named Leif Babin

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Hey media attorney for The Guardian, @ladywell23, I just read your threat to Eoin Higgins concerning his reporting on anti-trans views in The Guardian newsroom. It’s very bad and you should feel bad for sending it. Allow me to elaborate.
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