Elon’s Yelp review of JPMorgan is lit
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However, I did find these hilarious reviews posted on Yelp today

🔗 yelp.to/JQoFMbU9olb

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24 Nov
Charlie Munger said "show me the incentive and I will show you the outcome."

A great way to learn this lessons: look at poorly-designed rules (AKA bad incentives) that had unintended consequences.

Here are 10 examples 🧵
For years, Domino's Pizza had this famous promotion: delivery within 30 mins OR the pizza was FREE.

Delivery drivers often sped to make the deadline and caused a number of accidents.

One crash victim sued Domino's and was awarded $79m. The chain shut the promotion down. Image
English law in Wales set the death penalty for stealing a sheep.

Beastiality was a lesser penalty, so Welshmen caught stealing sheep claimed they planned to make love to the animals.

As a result, Welshmen were given the nickname "sheep shaggers". Image
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21 Nov
Been writing threads on how the world's largest companies (eg. Apple, Ikea, Starbucks) use psychological hacks to get people to spend money.

Here are 10 deep dives 🧵
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18 Nov
"The Psychology of Money" by Morgan Housel is the book I've re-read the most in recent years.

Packed with insights on investing, mindset and our relationship with money. Very valuable with the current pace of markets.

Here are 8 takeaways 🧵
1/ For financial success, psychology is more important than smarts
2/ Ultimate prize = controlling your time
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17 Nov
In the late-1990s, Shaq was at the Beverly Hills Hotel in LA when he overheard 2 people talking about a new technology.

Turns out they were Google employees. Shaq ended up getting pre-IPO shares in the startup and it remains his best investment ever.

LESSON: Always be sourcing.
For other hard-hitting life lessons, check out my Saturday newsletter: trungphan.substack.com

More from Shaq:
Shaq, Tiger, Arnold and Henry Kissinger all in the same round lol

Think Bezos did $250k for 1% of Google around then, too.
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14 Nov
It's estimated that ~1% of the world's population eats at McDonald's every day.

McDonald's best lever to influence purchase decisions is the menu, which the $190B fast-food chain designs with many psychological hacks to boost sales.

Here are 10 of them 🧵
1/ In the mid-2010s, McDonald's sales were lagging. The brand turned around its fortunes with a multi-year menu & store redesign that:

◻️emphasized simplicity (speeding up avg. drive thru time from 400 secs to 350 secs)
◻️highlights signature items (pricier = higher margins)
2/ Here is McDonald's challenge: loyal customers love the classics (Big Mac, McChicken).

And they spend only 30 secs on the menu (getting them off default options is hard).

But McDonald's sells 2B+ meals a month, so influencing choices for a small % of customers boosts profits.
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14 Nov
For investing, I’m a big believer in long-term thinking. You can’t be swayed by day-to-day volatility.

Here’s my portfolio over a multi-decade time horizon:
FYI: This is not investment advice but you should listen to the Not Investment Advice (NIA) podcast.

🔗 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-…
For people concerned about my portfolio, I forgot to add the "Centuries" curve
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