Thats because India had the highest number of typists when the Constitution was being copied from many countries... Each typist was assigned to copy from one country... Ambedkar used 13000 Fevisticks to stick all the pages together..
At over 1 lakh words.. the Constitution is the equivalent of SIX paperback books of around 200 pages each.. LOL!
I wanted to download the Instruction Manual to a Canon DSLR camera and print it... When I downloaded the PDF... that itself was 324 pages... Hahhaaa.. Who the hell will read a manual of 324 pages.. I decided to browse only a few pages.. @sri9011
No.. the legal blah blah is not in the manual at all.. thats a separate booklet.. I thought 324 must be multiple languages like English, French, Spanish etc.. But no... 324 is entirely English alone...
You should see the Pilot's manuals.. there will be 4 or 5 of them.. each as thick as the old telephone directory... and if the aircraft faces a problem... the co pilot often searches the manuals for answers... painful procedures... LOL!...
Hahha.. No.. the aircraft manufacturer gives them printed manuals... but if theres a problem they can also be in contact with the company engineers for guidance at any time..

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27 Nov
The Kashi Kaand – Kashi is not a barren desert. Its the living proof of Hindu civilization.. @NarendraModi's passion for beautification comes by destroying Hindu temples & heritage.. It matches the brutality of Aurangzeb. Nobody wanted Las Vegas in Kashi.. mediacrooks.blogspot.com/2021/11/the-ka…
LOL! Lord Vezooo has gifted all the brains to Modi and to doderlings like you... we are just writing stuff from thin air.. STFU you dodo.. Sell your stupid peanuts elsewhere...
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An "Eco system" is created over a long period by political powers... Unfortunately... Modi too is a Commie & therefore subscribes to the eco system of Commies... he regretted not winning over Lutyens.. So this Commie eco system survives by DEFAULT...
Read tweet above.. Eco systems survive because those in power feed and nurture it... Modi, BJP and RSS talk more like Congress eco system (that of Commies).. Thats why you dont have another eco system.. cuz BJP is a Commie pig too.. Padma for Johar? LOL!
The Congress rewarded their coolies like Barkha, Rajdeep, Shekhar, Teesta, Teesta's grandma with Padma for services rendered... Which decent journos from the opposing camp were given Padma?... @kanimozhi Barkha was waltzing army, navy, airforce even after Modi became PM.. LOL!
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1. #BarkhaDutt was not in Mumbai on 26/11 evening when the attacks started.. nobody really knew what was happening... everybody in authority was groping... The CM, HM, Police chief too didnt know what was going on... @Bdutt rushed to Mumbai on 26/11..
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3. Late evening on 26/11... Hemant Karkare & co rushed to Taj area.. they didnt know what was going on.. He was fully on to the camera.. donning his vest and gear for the camera.. an hour later he & his team was gunned down.. died without firing a bullet..
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Dear Ancient Mariners at @Republic.. Please explain to your cosmic anchors that in INS Vela... its NOT "Velas"as in Kelas... LOL! That "Vela" has another meaning... Its pronounced "Veela" (as in Neela)... Allegedly English educated journos..
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2/2... Enya songs are a must for children learning to speak English.. Songs are essential tools for "Spoken language skills"...and Irish singer Enya offers a great collection to practice.. "Anywhere is" is one of the best there is...
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25 Nov
Why do Hindus invite Christlamists to any Puja.. and then whine about them not accepting Prasad?.. Why should they?...
Hindus are mass doderlings who even like using Chislamic terms as regular expressions... You will NEVER find me saying "OMG" or "Hai Allah" to express anything.. Many Hindus find it fashionable.. @db_is_db ...
Why should the idiot take it to office in the first place?... Office is not a place to distribute prasad... Limit this to your known Hindu friends and families.. Only morons offer prasad to Chrislamists.. I wouldnt even give my thook as prasad to them..
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1. Dont go by what the media dodos tell you about BCCI and Halal meat and such crap... These LIARS will make it all about "Halal meat" and completely overlook the backstory of such crimes... It starts with @NarendraModi and none else..
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3. The Sharjah nonsense was a heady mix of "Anti-nationals, Dawood gangs, Bollywood, Cricket criminals"... all of turned bigger and bigger till Azharuddin paid a price... It was good that the UAE masala cricket was ended by ABV..
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