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Absolutely Brilliant ...
Ordering a Pizza in 2022...
CALLER*: Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE*: No Sir. It's Google Pizza.
CALLER*: Ok. Sorry. I must have dialed a wrong number.
GOOGLE*: No Sir. The number you dialled is correct. Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
Absolutely Brilliant ...
Ordering a Pizza in 2022...
CALLER*: Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE*: No Sir. It's Google Pizza.
CALLER*: Ok. Sorry. I must have dialed a wrong number.
GOOGLE*: No Sir. The number you dialled is correct. Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
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CALLER:OK.I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:Do you want your usual,Sir?
CALLER:My usual?You know me?
GOOGLE:Yes Sir. In fact we do.According to our caller ID data sheet,the last12times you called,you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses,sausage, pepperoni,
CALLER:OK.I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:Do you want your usual,Sir?
CALLER:My usual?You know me?
GOOGLE:Yes Sir. In fact we do.According to our caller ID data sheet,the last12times you called,you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses,sausage, pepperoni,
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mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER:Super!That’s what I’ll have.
GOOGLE:May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta,arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust!!
CALLER*: What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!
mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER:Super!That’s what I’ll have.
GOOGLE:May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta,arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust!!
CALLER*: What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!
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GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is high. So non veg is not good for you Sir.
CALLER: And how the hell do you know that?
GOOGLE:Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last7years
CALLER:Okay.But I do
GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is high. So non veg is not good for you Sir.
CALLER: And how the hell do you know that?
GOOGLE:Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last7years
CALLER:Okay.But I do
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not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE:Excuse me Sir.But you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only1box of 30cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy,4 months ago.
not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE:Excuse me Sir.But you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only1box of 30cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy,4 months ago.
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CALLER:I bought more from another Pharmacy.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER:I paid in cash.
GOOGLE:But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER:I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your
CALLER:I bought more from another Pharmacy.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER:I paid in cash.
GOOGLE:But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER:I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your
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GOOGLE*: That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!
*CALLER*: WHAT THE HELL!😡😡😡
*GOOGLE*: I'm sorry Sir. We use such information with the sole intention of helping you.
GOOGLE*: That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!
*CALLER*: WHAT THE HELL!😡😡😡
*GOOGLE*: I'm sorry Sir. We use such information with the sole intention of helping you.
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GOOGLE: I'm sorry Sir.We use such information with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER:Enough! I'm sick to death of Google,Facebook, Twitter,WhatsApp and all the others.I'm going to an island without the internet,TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch
GOOGLE: I'm sorry Sir.We use such information with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER:Enough! I'm sick to death of Google,Facebook, Twitter,WhatsApp and all the others.I'm going to an island without the internet,TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch
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to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE*: I understand Sir. But you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago... Worth👇
@q_larrypage :$12480Crore
@sundarpichai $ 600 millom
@jack #jackdorsey$1.2,TCr
@@mikeyk. $350million
@finkd $1070USD
to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE*: I understand Sir. But you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago... Worth👇
@q_larrypage :$12480Crore
@sundarpichai $ 600 millom
@jack #jackdorsey$1.2,TCr
@@mikeyk. $350million
@finkd $1070USD
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