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The Volatile Mermaid

7 Dec, 4 tweets, 1 min read

The Kamala Harris “Bluetooth scandal” is just further evidence that it was never “but her emails,” it was always “but they’re females.”

Trump literally told Russia to hack Hillary’s emails and people are criticizing Kamala for… trying to protect national security?

You do realize how stupid you sound criticizing politicians for dumb shit like buying a $375 pan, right? If you have a valid criticism go right ahead but this nonsense just makes you sound ignorant.

PSA: You don’t have to be a “fan” of Kamala Harris to think this shit is really fucking dumb so please stop replying telling me that you don’t like her. Completely not the point.

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