JANUARY 6 COMMISSION: Our former President spent two months complaining that the 2020 election was rigged and held a rally outside the Capitol to protest the certification. Immediately after the rally, hundreds of attendees stormed the Capitol Building
R: So what’s your point
J6C: We contend that the President’s words inspired the crowd to commit violence
R: How can you ignore the other words he said where it sounds plausible that he was NOT calling for violence
J6C: Then it certainly seems that message was lost on the people who were actually there
J6C: We have retrieved e-mails where Trump staffers discussed how to fabricate an “emergency” as a means to override the election results
R: Fake News
J6C: There was a fucking PowerPoint presentation
R: Who cares
J6C: It was an attempted coup
R: No, YOU’RE an attempted coup
J6C: Not only did Trump attempt to overthrow an election in broad daylight, he appears to have every intention of trying it again
R: Fake News, I mean cool! 😂
J6C: Time to subpoena witnesses
STONE, BANNON, MEADOWS, CLARK, EASTMAN: Fuck you
J6C: This is gonna be a while
J6C: What more do you people need Trump to do? Refuse to leave? Call in the military to attack the Senate? Shoot Biden on 5th Avenue?
R: TDS! 😂 Plus, we’re fine with all of that
J6C: Why does the complete absence of consequences make them think they can keep calling our bluff
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SHORTER GOP: Why do liberals blame us every time a white teenager brings a gun into a public place and shoots people with it just because we actively encourage white teenagers to bring guns into public places and shoot people with them
R: I do not endorse the message of the preceding post, as there is clearly a difference between shooting sweet & innocent high school students and shooting the rioting human vermin that are running loose in every city where BLM congregates, for reasons I shall decline to explain
R: Wait, are you suggesting I’m racist for using Black Lives Matter as a dog whistle which equates police-brutality protests with subhuman savages rioting and looting and worst of all destroying property? I’m not racist YOU’RE racist ever think of that
Yes, I’m sure these reckless gun owners who also happen to be Trump-supporting Republicans will finally face justice after a protracted and heavily-publicized court case oh, wait
Well, this is clearly different from the Rittenhouse case, because their guilt seems extremely obvious to laypeople oh, wait
I mean, what are the odds that repulsive white people will be sprung on a technicality yet AGAIN, that simply isn’t how justice works in America oh, wait
ME: (straps Stephen Breyer to a chair with eyelids pulled apart, Clockwork Orange-style, and forces him to re-watch entirety of yesterday’s Supreme Court hearing)
BREYER:
ME:
BREYER:
ME: WELL?!
BREYER: (chuckles) I’ve never given much thought to other people’s opinions of me
This won’t be news to a lot of people, but the Supreme Court is now so nakedly partisan that it has become the duty of all existing Justices to retire while their own Party has the Presidency.
And it’s ironic that our eldest judges are the least inclined to embrace that reality.
Justice Ginsburg turned 80 & was having health problems while Obama was President. Her refusal to retire was unquestionably a gamble.
What’s done is done. I didn’t fully appreciate the consequences of her actions at the time. But how can we fail to learn from her example now?
Deepest condolences to the Oxford High School shooter, who is doomed to be demonized by the Deep State gun-grabbing media for protecting his stuff from rioters & looters who were surely no angels
This high school student was a proud patriot who was entitled to carry a gun everywhere, and who are we to judge him for protecting himself when he was attacked by other students trying to go about their day without getting shot by a proud patriot with a gun
I implore our nation’s NRA-sponsored Congressmen to offer this proud Oxford High School marksman an internship at the earliest possible opportunity, as he will be a valuable asset to Team MAGA