I am the rat man,
scared of the cat, man
plague in my scat, man
live in the trashcan
big up big up , for my quadruped mammals,
big up big up, we scatter in the tunnels
I have the whiskers,
scare up your sisters,
feet have got blisters,
im nibble ya , mister
big up, big up for my sniffling brethren,
big up, big up, what where you treadin
never more than a metre from a killa rat,
my teeth be sharp like a vampire bat,
but dont call me drac, i dont have no wings,
i bite from below, like seal teams tings
big up big up, check out my back,
big up big up, my tail snap crack
I am the rat man,
scared of the cat, man
plague in my scat, man
happy holidays human

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh
 

Keep Current with dr ben janaway

dr ben janaway Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!

PDF

Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video
  1. Follow @ThreadReaderApp to mention us!

  2. From a Twitter thread mention us with a keyword "unroll"
@threadreaderapp unroll

Practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @drjanaway

21 Dec
The ethical case for #vaccination. A thread.

Before we consider what is, I believe, a reasonable case for universal vaccination, we must first address the problem of misinformation. There is no better way to do this than to present the facts as they most reliably exist.
First we must consider the truth that nothing in science is ultimately correct in all cases, but based on a statistical likelihood that error is less likely. Essentially if the relationship between two variables exists by something less than chance, we can be confident of 'truth'
This is not to remove the philosophical quandary of what defines 'truth' in its entirety, and if we were to be strict and reference Kant's diktats of reason we would conclude the same, that all knowledge is inferential and thus subject to our senses and conceptualisations.
Read 36 tweets
21 Dec
So let's talk about the #COVID19Vaccine and #Booster based on the evidence, including #death rates.* This data looks at non-vaccinated vs vaccinated (per dose) and booster (separate study). Links to the evidence are posted at the end of this thread.
Note before starting:

The ASMR (age-standardized mortality rate,) is a unit that compensates for differences between age groups. This is because mortality changes over age band, so it can be misleading not to adjust.
The use of 'person-years' is a unit designed to make sense of the number of people and time under an illness, i.e a measure of incidence and duration. The data used in the first study uses ASMR/100,000 person-years.
Read 24 tweets
18 Dec
Had a lot of people angry at me today around my tweet on the #londonprotest . I agree with many of them. Mandates suck, passports suck, and I worry about the government finding more reasons/ways of disempowering people. But my focus is the virus, and what it may do to people.
The virus is relatively equaliser, it doesn't care if you are labor or conservative, rich or poor. The inequalities bred out are societal, not of its making. The government have taken full advantage of the despair and chaos to profit, and certainly advance their agenda.
With legislation around protests, whilst having parties themselves, they have shown themselves to be the selfish malignancies they are. However, I do not align myself with them, but the effort to reduce infection and save lives is a common theme that we all share.
Read 10 tweets
15 Dec
Thanks for the opportunity, Laurence. So lets take a moment.

Two years ago we had no vaccine and relatively new virus. We have since been fighting between public health measures and viral spread/mutation
As a virus continues to spread, it gains opportunities to mutate. This happens in any species as part of reproduction, and some mutations are good for it, others bad for it, and others bad for us.
The emergence of 'variants' such as delta and omicron are those that have mutations that have enabled greater survival. This means that they have adapted more to the environment, including the vaccines.
Read 17 tweets
14 Dec
What tires me most as NHS staff is that most of this is preventable.

Those refusing a vaccine that could save their (and others') lives are harming others and prolonging the pandemic as they paint themselves as the heroes. This is a juvenile fantasy.

Grow up, get jabbed.
Inb4 you are mean mr psychiatrist. Half of my ward has the infection. My patients are at a higher risk of severe illness. My words are less severe than death, get over it sunshine.
Oh and the bluetickbuffoons going on about nazi germany and freedom, go talk to a holocaust survivor about how a mask and vaccine is the same as Auschwitz. Stop insulting actual genocide survivors for retweets and sponsorships, plebs.
Read 4 tweets
2 Dec
From an ontological standpoint, both psychoanalytic formulations and psychiatric diagnoses work on an estimate of categorical fluency between cases, to form a framework of workable ingress. It is not for either to claim moral authenticity over the other.

Even Laing would agree.
To proffer some level of deeper understanding is reasonable for the former, but this does not provide a tautology in moral reasoning, other than reductionism in a more specific form. Neither promotes a fair epistemology, only a translation by which work is done.
From a more superficial and ideological standpoint, I suggest that political conflict between the approaches is one of secondary narcissism, not a significant variation in practical application. One is not the tail of the other, but both the tail of the unicorn.
Read 6 tweets

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!


This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Too expensive? Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal

Or Donate anonymously using crypto!

Ethereum

0xfe58350B80634f60Fa6Dc149a72b4DFbc17D341E copy

Bitcoin

3ATGMxNzCUFzxpMCHL5sWSt4DVtS8UqXpi copy

Thank you for your support!

Follow Us on Twitter!

:(