While I have had just enough Guinness to be warm but not so much as to be full-on sappy, let me just thank you all for this year of fellowship.
While this place can be a cesspool, it also forges connections, builds friendships, and provides a lifeline to folks who need one.
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Thank you for being part of my circle in this Venn diagram.
The size of our little community here will never cease to seem surreal to me. The readership feels undeserved. It is an unearned compliment.
Thank you for being here.
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And, a special, profound thanks to folks who tucked beer money into my Ko-Fi tip jar this year.
It has been immeasurably helpful. It has helped purchase a beer or three but also helped pay my phone bill and fill my gas tank and keep my ancient Honda on the road.
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I haven’t been at my best these last few months. I’d like to hope the new year ushers in a better chapter.
In the meantime though, thank you for your support and company.
Wishing you and yours the happiest of holidays and the very best of years ahead.
Cheers.
— HW
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All adults should be forced to work retail one Christmas.
It changes a person.
I worked at the jewelry dept at Sears when I was in high school… and then in the men’s department at Macy’s in my twenties one Christmas.
If you are a serial garment-unfolder - someone who just unfolds garments and holds them up and lays them down unfolded - I wish you harm.
Stores don’t have some magic folding Roomba that comes around and tidies up after you.
Some dude named Mike who also has a full time job and is also actually me has to stay long after the store closes to fold up all shit you unfolded. Do better.
Seriously, even police officers, speaking candidly, will acknowledge that they use pretextual stops to initiate what would be illegal searches otherwise.
I have had police draw down on me and stick guns in my face once in my life…
…for accidentally flashing my high beams.
Traffic policing is the most prevalent form of corrupt law enforcement in the country.
It allows officers to drum up unimportant, largely irrelevant reasons to detain drivers who are disproportionately Black and Latino.