I took this picture in the wee, cold hours this morning.
It makes me ridiculously happy.
Eastern screech owl. The first owl I have ever seen in the wild.
Y’all have to understand, I have been on a fruitless search for an owl for weeks.
I have found and taken pictures of every even vaguely owl-friendly tree hole east of the Mississippi (there may be some exaggeration there).
Big ones. Little ones. Potential multi-owl dwellings.
I was seriously thinking of becoming an owl realtor because there are some great opportunities on the owl real estate market right now.
“Mr. and Mrs. Owl, I can get you into a great place. Original wood floors. Quiet neighborhood.”
Look at these listings!
So, suffice it to say, seeing that adorable little screech staring back at me all sleepy and unamused, yeah, that was cool.
I am a tremendous bird dork. I say that proudly.
Birds are cool. Owls are very cool.
This was my first sighting ever. Nicccccce.
And then I hit a “post” on the above tweets and got out of the car and there was this red-tailed hawk screeching at me like “I’m right freaking here! How do you not see me??”
I have bad eyesight. Jeez. Relax.
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While I have had just enough Guinness to be warm but not so much as to be full-on sappy, let me just thank you all for this year of fellowship.
While this place can be a cesspool, it also forges connections, builds friendships, and provides a lifeline to folks who need one.
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Thank you for being part of my circle in this Venn diagram.
The size of our little community here will never cease to seem surreal to me. The readership feels undeserved. It is an unearned compliment.
Thank you for being here.
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And, a special, profound thanks to folks who tucked beer money into my Ko-Fi tip jar this year.
It has been immeasurably helpful. It has helped purchase a beer or three but also helped pay my phone bill and fill my gas tank and keep my ancient Honda on the road.
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If you are so fucking stupid, you use dipshit lingo like “brogressives” when talking about JOE BIDEN’S LEGISLATIVE AGENDA, your stay in my mentions will be very brief.
And if you like or retweet moronic comments like that, so will yours.
Seriously, it is absolutely pathetic how many people are so obsessed with hating OTHER DEMOCRATS, they cannot process that Progressives were the ones trying to protect JOE BIDEN’S LEGISLATIVE PRIORITIES.
There is no excuse in 2021 for being this fucking obtuse. None.
The irony here is that AOC’s biggest fans hate me because I have been a critic of *some* of her choices.
They think I’m some centrist because I’m an older progressive who understands that the keyword there is “progress” - as in, actually making some.