So, my animal friends are out there in a shabby-ass manger with temps dropping to .
The sheep are fine. The goats though… they must be cold as shit.
If I attempt a goat rescue there is a significant risk of arrest given that the manger is literally in the police parking lot.
The sheep are fine. The goats though… they must be cold as shit.
If I attempt a goat rescue there is a significant risk of arrest given that the manger is literally in the police parking lot.
So, we’re looking at possibly two charges of goat burgling. Or goatknapping. Neither of which sounds like a crime but is probably a felony.
Maybe I’ll just cruise by all casual and do some light surveillance.
It’s not like I won’t bring them back.
Maybe I’ll just cruise by all casual and do some light surveillance.
It’s not like I won’t bring them back.
I mean, I could leave a note of letters cut out of magazines just to make it fun.
Something like:
“kNow whY EWe ArE UpSet?
bEcAuse I GOt YouR GOATs”
Something like:
“kNow whY EWe ArE UpSet?
bEcAuse I GOt YouR GOATs”
Soooo, the goats are… not there.
The sheep are there. And there is some weird alpaca-looking thing… but the goats are gone.
Maybe they’re just day-goats?
The sheep are there. And there is some weird alpaca-looking thing… but the goats are gone.
Maybe they’re just day-goats?
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