‘Twas the night before Xmas
And through NFT Twitter
Flippers they cried
Because of prices in the shitter

True holders were nestled
all snug with their bags
With visions that VC funds
Would one day come save
And @punk6529 with his hoodie
And I with my mask
Had just said gn
For a long winter’s nap

When out on the discords
There arose such a clatter
I clicked open Twitter
To see what was the matter
Back to the @opensea
I sprang with a dash
To see who was here
To buy up the crash

Wen what to my wondering eyes did I see
But @StevenACohen2 firing millions of ETH🤯

First squiggle!
Then bored ape!
Punks floor gettin swept
Then cool cats
Then Hashmasks
Then 1000 CloneX!

Infecting more collections than COVID influenza
A 10,000 ETH bid on the God Mode Fidenza
Then meebits
Then Fragments
ETH flowed with no hiccups
Then that crazy fool buys 500 clean dickbutts

Causing more chaos
than prime time Jerry Springer
A smooth market buy on the @jdh Ringer
Deep in the toadz swamp
he !vibed and he sunk
A 50,000 ETH bid on the 7 trait punk!

Then @doodles
Then Braindrops
@Beeple’s record no more
With $1.1 billion for Punk # 7804!
The ETH was in motion
We all hoped Steve Wynn would have what he was smokin
He tweeted not a word
Just put in that work
Pumped all our bags
Then left with a smirk

And all NFT
Would never again be the same
For this Xmas brought Tradart
For up-only gains
Punks would flip Warhol
I grinned cheek to cheek

Knowing my jpegs
Would now outperform ETH😬
Then from Mrs Medici
I hear quite a sound

“Cozomo! Wake up!
And let out the hounds”

Then I open my eyes
from the dream I spun up

Check opensea
Yup, still dankrupt.

Frens, I hope you enjoyed this little holiday rhyme :) Merry Christmas and love to all this season🍷⚔️♥️


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