The party of F Trump is suddenly concerned about acting Christian, family values, and vulgarity.
You don't like LGB? Then admit it's because it's "your guy". Don't hide behind "they're not living up to their values" when they start living by yours.
I do find the attempts at reclaiming LGB to be the most hilarious though.

"Brandon won!"
Brandon means..."
"Yes, Let's Go, Brandon because Biden is doing great!"

LOL You're not helping your cause.
The entire thing is hilarious to me.

People getting mad over it.

"I think you're weak if you don't just say F Biden!"

LOL calm your tits. We don't care.
The more screeching you do about it, the more you prove you definitely aren't super mad about it. Especially when you talk about respecting the president. It just comes off as disingenuous.
I dunno. Maybe go fly the Trump Baby balloon again. Or go look at the naked Trump statue. Or look at the severed head.

Maybe it's time to change your header from #resist and Drumphf and tRump...
You want to beat LGB?

Here's how:

Laugh.

Not at it. Along with it. Laugh because it's funny.
There were some genuinely brilliant shots at Trump that were well done and hilarious.

There were many, many more that were terrible, unfunny, and just a pitiful attempt.

LGB is funny. How it was created, how it is used.

Learn to laugh at yourselves and at LGB.
Because as long as you can't, you'll be a joyless, humorless puritan scold who will get LGB'ed a lot for the next 3 years.

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