1/ The head of the detail stared across the Governor's desk, his face a stone mask. Knowing the volcanic temper of the man who led his state, he knew he must choose his next words carefully.

"Sir, I understand the need for personal time. I understand the need for family time."
2/ "The responsibilities of your office are overwhelming. Everyone knows how hard you work."

He took a beat, waiting for even a flicker of reaction. Seeing none, he pressed on.

"With the legislative session coming, I wonder though if this is the best time..."
3/ "And naturally, the concerns we have for your security during your...breaks...remain paramount. I must insist your security team accompany you on this...break."

The Governor finally showed a flicker of emotion. It crossed his face like a cloud covering the sun, then reset.
4/ He spoke, his nasal voice hard. "No, Carlos. I've told you before. When I need time off, I'll take care of my own security."

The door to the Governor's office opened a crack, and following the universal protocol of powerful leaders his assistant whispered, "Sir...time."
5/ A small, weak smile on the Governor's face told Carlos the interview was over.

"For the record, sir..."

The smile vanished.

"No, Carlos. Don't say anything you'll regret."
6/ The Chief of Staff intercepted him outside the vestibule of the Governor's office. She was another universal constant in politics; selected more for ruthless loyalty than native intelligence.

She leaned in and hissed in his ear.
7/ "One fucking word about this...one leak...and you'll be a mall cop in 5 minutes. Patricia's people will tear your fucking life apart." Patricia, the Governor's notorious - social media director was a troll on the taxpayer's payroll.
8/ She instantly reset as she leaned back, "Well, Carlos, take the week off! Get some rest! I know you're exhausted!"

Now it was his turn to lean in, faking a goodbye hug.

He whispered, "At least tell him to start wearing gloves. He left a partial print on the last girl..."
9/ To be continued, perhaps.

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