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@Eric_Schmitt Eric’s campaign was long overdue to release a playlist; 22 #GreatestHits now await so that Schmitt’s #ShowMeState its AG’s dismal record can view, for this 🚑 chaser’s unfit. Each song here I dedicate to Schmitt. @MoGov #SchmittList

@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov 1/ AG Schmitt’s favorite ploy was named “sue.” While campaigning, it’s all he could do large donations (in cash) with false hope soon to stash for his failing run in ’22: the main ingredient Schmitt would need @RoyBlunt in the Senate to succeed.

@hawleymo
@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO 1a/ AG Schmitt’s favorite ploy was named “sue.” While campaigning, it’s all he could do large donations (in cash) with false hope soon to stash for his failing run in ’22: the main ingredient Schmitt would need Roy Blunt in the Senate to succeed.
@SmoosieQ
@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ 2/ Like Schmitt’s polling, #AutumnLeaves will fall. Medicine? He knows nothing at all. He wants people to chafe: keep #Missouri unsafe. Any recovery he’d forestall w/ more tirades against using masks. In publicity this AG basks.

@kimguilfoyle @govparsonmo
@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO 3/ Eric hoped that a new #caravan
would arrive to save his Senate plan.
South to Texas he’d fly
as his polls went bye-bye
still on track to be an also-ran. Since
his ladder-climb he can’t fulfill, his
complaints grow increasingly shrill.
@scottfaughn @txag
@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @scottfaughn @TXAG 4/ From our medical reality
Schmitt chose D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
Robinson he’d enforce
upon schools; his divorce
from the basics of virology
clarify Schmitt’s inciting a hoax, poor
#Missouri health outcomes to coax.
@BigElad @TheJusticeDept

@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @TheJusticeDept 5/ Airborne pathogens no one can see. A request: #DontStandSoCloseToMe lest we both shake or cough. Even Vic Nabokov would’ve balked at this sick jamboree. Excess proximity truly sickens; our hospitals’ demise it quickens. @OIGatHHS

@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @TheJusticeDept @OIGatHHS 6/ “Out in the West Texas town of #ElPaso, Schmitt fell in love with a vanity wall. 📸 Daytime would find him at pressers with Paxton. Cameras roll; voter interest is small.” 😴

👎🏼 #mosen 🗳️ #SchmittList 👋🏼 @MoLegDems 🗽 @MoSenDems

@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @TheJusticeDept @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @EnglishTeach07 @auctnr1 @cwg18 @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @TheHeartlandPOD 7/ The AG’s wasteful lawsuits abound; he still needs to turn this rig around. #FortyAcres will do for his hullabaloo but his Senate race is losing ground. He expected fast driving from here, yet his rig is stuck in 2nd gear.

@LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr
@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @TheJusticeDept @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @EnglishTeach07 @auctnr1 @cwg18 @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @TheHeartlandPOD @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr 8/ Eric Schmitt? Il ne regrette rien
mais sa candidature ne va bien.
Au boulot il s’allonge.
Il n’écrit que mensonges.
Il préfère tous les mots autrichiens.
Son programme électorale est vide,
au beau bourg de #Glendale il réside.

@HughHewitt @rayhartmann
@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @TheJusticeDept @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @EnglishTeach07 @auctnr1 @cwg18 @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @TheHeartlandPOD @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @hughhewitt @rayhartmann @AGEricSchmitt 9/ Why is Schmitt’s campaign in #jeopardy? Folks can’t stand Eric’s hypocrisy about #localcontrol. In the most recent poll he trails Gov. Greitens by 3. Will he land behind Vicky or Long? It’s now clear his appeal’s not that strong.

@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @TheJusticeDept @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @EnglishTeach07 @auctnr1 @cwg18 @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @TheHeartlandPOD @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @hughhewitt @rayhartmann @AGEricSchmitt 10/ AG Schmitt’s but a #Johnny1Note.
Upon Donald’s endorsement he’ll dote
up the ladder to climb
(campaigning on work time) as
his odds for success grow remote.
With hypocrisy truly off-key
Schmitt’s a threat to our Democracy.
@SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews
@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @TheJusticeDept @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @EnglishTeach07 @auctnr1 @cwg18 @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @TheHeartlandPOD @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @hughhewitt @rayhartmann @AGEricSchmitt @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews 11/ Now seen venturing out on the stump
from his race Eric might as well jump.
Citizens wouldn’t mind.
Greitens he trails behind.
It’s unlikely that he’ll convince Trump
his failed candidacy to endorse;
AG Schmitt still remains a #darkhorse.

@EricGreitens
@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @TheJusticeDept @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @EnglishTeach07 @auctnr1 @cwg18 @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @TheHeartlandPOD @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @hughhewitt @rayhartmann @AGEricSchmitt @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews @EricGreitens 12/ In a bad position Eric’s caught:
to care for him he nobody got.
Sad & lonely he’ll sound.
His campaign won’t come round as
the AG’s been paid for & bought.
Eric’s polling momentum is slow;
people know he’s #JustAGigolo.

@bshelly @mattfranck @kgilsinan
@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @TheJusticeDept @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @EnglishTeach07 @auctnr1 @cwg18 @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @TheHeartlandPOD @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @hughhewitt @rayhartmann @AGEricSchmitt @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews @bshelly @mattfranck @kgilsinan 13/ AG Schmitt, a #DeSmet graduate
used the #Robinson case to frustrate
(public) schoolchildren’s health
to attain campaign wealth.
He’s a pox upon the #ShowMeState.
Heaven holds a place for those who
pray yet #Missouri he chose to betray.

@DeSmetJesuitHS
@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @TheJusticeDept @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @EnglishTeach07 @auctnr1 @cwg18 @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @TheHeartlandPOD @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @hughhewitt @rayhartmann @AGEricSchmitt @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews @bshelly @mattfranck @kgilsinan @DeSmetJesuitHS 14/ We’ve seen a load of compromisin’ en route to AG Schmitt’s horizon. Eric’s stale rodeo — an unending #SchmittShow — a policy change is advisin’ for this phony. He’s purely rhinestone, yet with public health he picks a bone.

@FitzpatrickMO @DrSamPage
@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @TheJusticeDept @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @EnglishTeach07 @auctnr1 @cwg18 @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @TheHeartlandPOD @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @hughhewitt @rayhartmann @AGEricSchmitt @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews @bshelly @mattfranck @kgilsinan @DeSmetJesuitHS @FitzpatrickMO @DrSamPage @MSTA @SarahHuckabee 18/ For the devil Schmitt has sympathy as he sues to keep our schools mask-free. Eric’s puzzling game has since ruined his name and extended COVID misery. A forked 👅 brought Eric wealth and taste, but his lies laid #Missouri to waste.

@MoAESP 🙇🏼 @moassp
@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @TheJusticeDept @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @EnglishTeach07 @auctnr1 @cwg18 @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @TheHeartlandPOD @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @hughhewitt @rayhartmann @AGEricSchmitt @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews @bshelly @mattfranck @kgilsinan @DeSmetJesuitHS @FitzpatrickMO @DrSamPage @MSTA @SarahHuckabee @MoAESP @MOASSP 19/ #TheresALight at the Frankenstein place burning brightly for Schmitt’s Senate race, tho his every gaffe made #Missouri|ans laugh. He can’t win but he may show or place. History’s judgment shall not acquit this collaborator: AG Schmitt.

@LauraAnnSTL ❤️
@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @TheJusticeDept @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @EnglishTeach07 @auctnr1 @cwg18 @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @TheHeartlandPOD @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @hughhewitt @rayhartmann @AGEricSchmitt @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews @bshelly @mattfranck @kgilsinan @DeSmetJesuitHS @FitzpatrickMO @DrSamPage @MSTA @SarahHuckabee @MoAESP @MOASSP @LauraAnnSTL 20/ Eric’s got too much time on his hands while his day job poses few demands. Schmitt’s bizarre politics sent him crossing the #Styx on his publicly financed grandstands. Without them his campaign would blunder; this AG’s a zero-hit wonder.
@_CAHuddleston
@Eric_Schmitt @MoGov @RoyBlunt @HawleyMO @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @scottfaughn @TXAG @BigElad @TheJusticeDept @OIGatHHS @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @EnglishTeach07 @auctnr1 @cwg18 @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @ScottSifton @SpencerToder @VickyHartzlerMO @TheHeartlandPOD @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @hughhewitt @rayhartmann @AGEricSchmitt @SLULAW @MizzouLaw @mobarnews @bshelly @mattfranck @kgilsinan @DeSmetJesuitHS @FitzpatrickMO @DrSamPage @MSTA @SarahHuckabee @MoAESP @MOASSP @LauraAnnSTL @_CAHuddleston @EFMoriarty Es geschieht für Schmitt kein Wunder mehr: er missfällt seinem Wahlvolk zu sehr. Schon misslungen Trumps Putsch, ist sein Wahlkampf bald futsch da er jammert fortwährend. Verquer Erichs Leitwort lautet: “mäander.“ 📸 Dazu passte #ZarahLeander. 🎶 @tonymess

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