Our Founding Fathers *wouldn’t* recognize America today because they’d be too busy hiding under a bus bench wondering what the hell the parade of mechanical coaches on the eerily smooth street was.
They didn’t have gum! They didn’t have basketball! They have no idea what a smoothie is! These are not people prepared to deal with the political reality of today!
If you brought back the founding fathers, every single one of them would be dead in two weeks and oh shit that’s a movie idea isn’t it
George Washington would die of a tooth infection, Ben Franklin would *immediately* stuff his spectacles into a light socket, Hamilton would insist he could best this “mechanical Bull fellow” and break his neck on night one.
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